Posted on 09/10/2013 11:01:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A man coming out of his hernia surgery and still under the influence of anesthesia was talking to a lady next to his bed when he realized just how hot she was.
"Man, you are eye candy," he says, cracker in hand. "WHOA. You may be the prettiest woman I've ever seen. Are you a model?"
Then he found out who she was: his wife of six years.
"You're my wife?" he says, his voice cracking. "Holy shit. Dang." He goes on like this for a while. "Oh my God, I hit the jackpot!"
Considering the range of possible reactions — You're my wife? Oh ... — this is literally the best one the wife could have ever hoped for. She's definitely going to spike his drinks with anesthesia on the reg from now on.
I woke up in zombie mode from that. I was wearing a pair of Raybans and had an Ace bandage wrapped all around my head- ostensibly to mitigate the swelling. I looked like a large, groggy version of the Invisible man. I wandered around the maxillofacial surgeon's office looking for somewhere to lie down. I finally found a place, and swept a few obstructions off onto the floor with my forearm that were left in the way. Later, my then-girlfriend came in to pick me up and burst out laughing when she appeared at the door, ushered in by a peeved-off surgeon.
I'd taken over the doctor's office, cleared off her desk and gone to sleep on it.
Actually, if that is Helen THomas, she looks better since she died.
I want some pics of his hot wife.
Meine augen! Aiiiiieee!
I thought the nurse was trying to kill me and started fighting with her.
And the lady was heard saying: “Well, thank you very much, Captain Obvious!”
Am I the only skeptic? Wonder why the scene was being videotaped in the first place. And it seemed to go on too long.
Then he messed up and called her “Babe”, but quickly corrected himself with “is that what we call each other?”.
It’s cute and all, but I’m not a believer.
They said she was “married”, not “buried” to the man....
He’s been married six years? He doesn’t look old enough to have gone to the senior prom.
My wife becomes more and more attractive to me each day. Seriously. It’s kinda weird.
I walked into my brother in law’s hospital room after he had open heart surgery and he was in la la land. He turned to my sister and said “GG2 is the best sister in law in the world. She’s always so good to me” I thought I was in the wrong room. LOL!
About 15 years ago I had to have some surgery on my wrist. As I woke up in recovery the doctor was there with a big grin on his face. He told me that the anesthesiologist was talking to me as he prepared to “put me under”, and he asked me to tell him if I had a ringing in my ears. According to my doctor, I replied, “I went to the doctor and got the ringing fixed. Now I just have a dialtone.” The doctor told me they all got a good laugh as I slipped off into a nice sleep.
Hubby did the same thing. I could hear the commotion all the way down the hall. He had run off every nurse and doctor around. No one wanted to go near him. They finally sent for me and were fluttering around asking if I would be ok with him. I still didn't have a clue what the heck they were so upset about until I walked into Recovery. They had moved out the other patients and a male nurse was cowering in the corner. Haha, I only had to tell him to be quiet and behave himself and that immediately put a stop to his ranting. The nurses still didn't trust him and kept peeking in asking if I was ok. As soon as he could sort of sit in a wheelchair, they got him to the car. It's still funny after all these years, lol. I won't say what I did in Recovery but hubby still thinks it's hilarious. I'm sure the nurse is still talking about it, too. Someone really should write a book about the crazy things patients say and do in Recovery.
A good friend of mine was hitting on all the nurses in Recovery, with his wife sitting there next to him.
Luckily, she’s been a good sport about it.
The next day when I visited him, he was still on some pretty high-test drugs and thought I was George Washington. Very impressed to have me visit him. LOL
THEN, she opened her mouth......
How sweet.
My hubby had a head injury falling off a bike and had no memory for a few days. I was 9 months pregnant and every time he saw me, he knew me, but kept having a shock that I was pregant! “my God, you are pregnant, when did that happen!”
At least he didn’t ask you how it happened.
That’s funny.
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