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Angry Moose Vandalizes Norwegian School
Reuters ^ | Mon Sep 9, 2013

Posted on 09/10/2013 3:08:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

An angry moose, probably upset by its own reflection, smashed through the glass doors of a Norwegian school at the weekend.

SNIP

Eid believes the moose must have seen her own reflection in the glass door and charged towards it.

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(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Education; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bit; cheese; moose; sister

1 posted on 09/10/2013 3:08:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I hope no one got bit because ...

Moose bites can be nasti


2 posted on 09/10/2013 3:09:13 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Henceforth, the Office of the President shall be known as IMPOTUS)
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To: nickcarraway

6.5x55mm.


3 posted on 09/10/2013 3:10:42 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
PING!


4 posted on 09/10/2013 3:11:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway

What was Moochelle doing in Norweiga?


5 posted on 09/10/2013 3:12:47 PM PDT by lbryce (The 22nd Amendment Lives:1142 Days Until America's Greatest Nemesis Gets the Heave "Ho")
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

Møøse cheese can run $500/LB.

Ever try to milk a møøse?


6 posted on 09/10/2013 3:13:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise

Cant tell what it is.had to enlarge it and do a search


7 posted on 09/10/2013 3:14:14 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: nickcarraway

“Upset by its own reflection”

Another Norwegian moose twerking incident gone bad.


8 posted on 09/10/2013 3:14:39 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like Breivik found his defense strategy ...


9 posted on 09/10/2013 3:15:18 PM PDT by x
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To: nickcarraway

Must be a socialist moose that just found out the Conservatives won today’s election.


10 posted on 09/10/2013 3:16:51 PM PDT by matginzac
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To: matginzac

And assaulted a “moose-free zone”.....


11 posted on 09/10/2013 3:17:28 PM PDT by matginzac
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To: nickcarraway

12 posted on 09/10/2013 3:18:27 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: nickcarraway

So, they’re removing all the mirrors in the White House?


13 posted on 09/10/2013 3:19:00 PM PDT by MrKatykelly
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To: nickcarraway
There was a local HS that had a similar thing happen with a deer.

Must have seen it's reflection in the large window of the principal's office (after hours). Made a complete mess of the office.

Can't remember if it found it's way out, or it was put down.

14 posted on 09/10/2013 3:20:15 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: nickcarraway

Moose cannot vandalize anything.

yeah it tore up stuff but to vandalize implies criminal intent. This was moose being a moose.


15 posted on 09/10/2013 3:22:56 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: a fool in paradise

16 posted on 09/10/2013 3:25:43 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: nickcarraway

What happened to the moose, and all that meat?


17 posted on 09/10/2013 3:25:50 PM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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To: nickcarraway

Nawwww...the school drama club was putting on a production of CATS and she wanted to see it.


18 posted on 09/10/2013 3:27:54 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Fai Mao

Racist. Moosist.


19 posted on 09/10/2013 3:31:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The “Moose-Limbs” are upset the conservatives won in the election!


20 posted on 09/10/2013 3:33:22 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Slings and Arrows

If they play loud classical music, will they moose stay away?


21 posted on 09/10/2013 3:35:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: NonValueAdded

Do not carve your initials in the moose!


22 posted on 09/10/2013 3:53:23 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: andyk

ouch, now you tell me


23 posted on 09/10/2013 3:59:25 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Henceforth, the Office of the President shall be known as IMPOTUS)
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To: nickcarraway

Something’s not right here. Where was Boris & Natasha when this happened? And where’s Rocky?


24 posted on 09/10/2013 4:48:01 PM PDT by hawaiianninja (Palm note to self: Call 'em a Depression and a Cold Civil War. Pray for America!)
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To: a fool in paradise
There was an FR thread on moose cheese perhaps 7-8 years ago. The article was fascinating, had a bunch of pictures.

It was not mentioned whether or not any of their meese ever bit the manager's sister.

25 posted on 09/10/2013 4:55:50 PM PDT by SAJ
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To: SAJ
New Evidence of Moose-Cheese Nexus
26 posted on 09/10/2013 6:51:16 PM PDT by 6323cd
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To: 6323cd; martin_fierro
I actually remember that thread (obvious sign of mental illness), but, sadly, that wasn't the one to which I referred. That one was about actual cheese made from moose milk. It cost the earth (and good luck to those who fancy that sort of thing!)

And, just BTW, one chap on the thread you cited, martin_fierro, is one of the cleverest chaps in FR history.

27 posted on 09/10/2013 7:18:48 PM PDT by SAJ
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To: hawaiianninja

Is Mr. Peabody ok?


28 posted on 09/10/2013 7:24:07 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: nickcarraway

It smelled the cheese in the cafeteria.


29 posted on 09/10/2013 8:59:30 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: IncPen

moose ping


30 posted on 09/10/2013 9:07:41 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Nailbiter
Probably a liberal moose, upset about the election results.
31 posted on 09/10/2013 9:57:48 PM PDT by IncPen (When you start talking about what we 'should' have, you've made the case for the Second Amendment)
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To: SAJ
How Do You Milk a Moose, Anyway?
32 posted on 09/11/2013 7:11:23 PM PDT by 6323cd
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To: 6323cd
Vewy, vewy cawfuwwy.

;^)

33 posted on 09/12/2013 3:13:54 AM PDT by SAJ
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To: NonValueAdded

I moose once bit my sister


34 posted on 09/14/2013 1:28:30 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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