Posted on 09/13/2013 1:25:43 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The American thought the animal was a stray but discovered its collar the next morning
A drunkard is searching for a cat's owners after 'accidentally stealing' it after a boozy night out.
The unnamed man has placed an advert on Craiglist in a desperate attempt to find the pet's owner .
The American said he picked the animal up while walking home from a night out, thinking it was a stray .
But when he woke up the following morning, he discovered the cat’s collar with its name written across it.
Under the title ‘Possibly stole someone’s cat when I was drunk last night (Chico)’, he wrote:
‘If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing.
‘It was not until this morning when I was haphazardly going for a glass of water that I remembered I took the cat and noticed that he a collar.’
He added: ‘If Django belongs to you I would like to give him back… And sorry for stealing him.’
The man also described it as ‘a very frisky black cat [with] very sleepy eyes’.
I guess someone left him unchained... muahahah
Cat’s are very choosy about the people they pick for a home.
Amen...
A cat isn’t an “it”,....some kind of sexless,inanimate object,...a cat is either a “he” or a “she”.
in my eyes, YOU are an IT until your sex has been determined......and for what it's worth, I really don't care.
...and show me one that really gives a damn.....LOL!
A cat isn’t an “it”,....some kind of sexless,inanimate object,...a cat is either a “he” or a “she”.
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Cats are animals and property and it is an appropriate English usage.
I suspect that's exactly what the cat thinks about its human slaves.
Is this a ransom of Red Chief story?
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