Posted on 09/14/2013 3:08:43 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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but there’s no explaining the Texas case....It was mangy Canadian coyote?
Actually it is only sleeping. ...I believe he’s pining for the fjords. What say you?
Marihuana pa fumar!...Hey! You smokin’ also?
The Chupacabra is Puerto Rican.
Wrong. It is a Mexican legend. As an example if you catch the Bonanza episode fron 1959 or 1960 where Hoss and Little Joe go to Mexico to buy a bull, there is a segment where the vaqueros are talking to the Cartwrights about chupacabras attacking their animals.
We may have just got our first Chupacabras in Mississippi but y’all have had an infestation of Bigfoots in Maine for a long time.
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/sbs/campingout.htm
Mind your snippy replies, Rebel!
If the 20th Maine has to come down there to sort out this Chupacabra situation, we certainly shall. We have no "infestations" of any sort in Maine, beyond a settlement of many thousand trruculent polygamous 'refugee' Somali Border Bandits, to whom "y'all" are certainly welcome. Drop'em off, no charge.
BTW, our famous "Bigfoots" are a popular tourist attraction. We actually recruit and pay drunken Masshole visitors to dress up and act scary.
Ping
Popular hors d'oeuvre at many a Chinee Buffet Restaurant.
BTW, that was a very good link. I have warned all Maine Men to very careful answering Craigslist personals and to take all precaution in the woods.
LOL, I just did a search on “Maine Bigfoot” and I think that was the first one that came up.
I’ve been to Bangor, Maine airport twice. I was going and coming from Afgha-stinky-stan. It sure was a lot of very nice locals and vets there to send us off and welcome us back.
They really don’t go there for the hunting; do they...
(1) Every true citizen of this far-flung outpost must by ancient colonial law commit to memory 2850 "Maine Jokes," by the age of 8.
(1a) These jokes must never be actually told, except for the punch line, or part of it. E.G. "Can't theah from heah ..." "Not if it's in jahs ..." etc. ad inf, ad naus. Then, true Maine folk do not actually laugh. They just say "ayuh," and smile. 40 below is no time to be shootin' your mouth off. Ayuh.
(2)"Bangor" is pronunced "Bang-Oar." To pronounce it otherwise always provokes the response "?...Why I haadly knew her. Ayuh."
(3) Elsie, despite suspicious mid-western provenance demonstrates good Maine Girl instincts when she says, ".....They really don’t go there for the hunting; do they..."
(3a) Sorry, Elsie. A-. Should have been prefaced by "Ayuh...."
As in: Ayuh. That's wheah the shoe pinched. Ayuh.
Consider your thread high-jacked.
Good chuckles!
Now it’s time for launch.
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