[longtermmemmory]

solution, fire Bob and build unboxing robot.

[blackdog]

Bob is a breeder. His family comes from a long line of button pushers. You see them every day. You know....the ones who get in the elevator and push the floor button seven times even if it's already lit.

Bob comes to me and says "Hey blackdog, can I get you to fix my water heater? We haven't had hot water all week and my old lady is getting mad?

No Bob, I cannot, but Home depot sells new heating elements and they are easy to replace.

"OK", says Bob.

"Hey blackdog, I did what you said and I still have no hot water"

Really Bob? Tell me what is going on?

Well blackdog, I've put four of those heating elements in and I hear a bang and then nothing comes out of my faucet."

Bob, do you turn the water back on after you replace the heating elements and before you re-energize the breaker?

"Why?, What do that do?" says Bob.

[blackdog]

With all the Bob’s and Roberta’s out there, I’ve got a pretty good gig until retirement and then some.