posted on 09/17/2013 9:55:30 AM PDT
(We have to fix things ourselves)
What's this? Cats cannot serve their human pets?
posted on 09/17/2013 9:58:07 AM PDT
Gerbils are considered a “service animal” in San Francisco, and protected by law.
posted on 09/17/2013 9:58:19 AM PDT
by Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
But what about my service monkey? I send it to the bar to get half a mug of beer ... what do you mean the bartender gave it a full mug? That little @(#$(@( has been drinking half on the way back.
posted on 09/17/2013 10:07:58 AM PDT
(Why is our military going to be used as Al Qaeda's air force in Syria?)
When ferrets are outlawed only outlaws will have ferrets.
posted on 09/17/2013 10:08:22 AM PDT
Whewww, What a relief. I was worried. WTF
posted on 09/17/2013 10:09:06 AM PDT
Laws previously allowed several types of animals to be claimed as "service animals" and brought into restaurants and other facilities by people with disabilities, but the new law restricts the designation to dogs and miniature horses.
How about tightening up the definition of service animals and what sort of disability allows for them?
I thought it was about the menu, lol.
The mouse in my pocket keeps me sane.....
posted on 09/17/2013 10:10:12 AM PDT
McCain is going hard to find a place to eat out!
gooood afternoon NSA
posted on 09/17/2013 10:10:58 AM PDT
(Still runnin' "Against the Wind.")
Frank Burns is not amused.
The good people of AZ are just trying to get ahead of the deadly curse of ferret legging
posted on 09/17/2013 10:13:19 AM PDT
by Paine in the Neck
(Is John's moustache long enough YET?)
They are banned from the ENTIRE STATE of Michigan.
It’s about damn time. It’s getting so you can’t swing a dead cat in a Phoenix restaurant without hitting a ferret.
posted on 09/17/2013 11:36:08 AM PDT
by Jeff Chandler
(Don't blame me for McCain.)
They allow horses in restaurants? Have they not ever seen a horse piss?
That’s racist! What about those people who can’t afford a miniature horse? Guess that means you can’t take in your rats, cockroaches and flies.
posted on 09/17/2013 12:05:24 PM PDT
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