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To: BenLurkin

Smells other than human perspiration and feces are foreign to those libbie city-dwellers.

Tuesdays in Cedar Rapids, IA...Captain Crunch manufacturing day...the entire town smells like fresh doughnuts & crunchberries....the rest of the week, forget it. Penford Products churns out eye-watering turd pies in urine sauce, or something.

The City of 5 Smells to the locals; all other areas refer to it as StinkyTown.


5 posted on 09/18/2013 7:34:31 AM PDT by LadyBuck (....and we're off to the rodeo......)
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To: LadyBuck

Maybe it was fresh air. Something they arent used to.


8 posted on 09/18/2013 7:35:28 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: LadyBuck
turd pies in urine sauce

Should sell well in San Francisco.

18 posted on 09/18/2013 7:49:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: LadyBuck

And in downtown, Milwaukee, on still days, Ambrosia Chocolate. But get out towards Brady Street, and it smelled like the tanneries, which was a pretty awful smell!


20 posted on 09/18/2013 7:55:29 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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