Skip to comments.Saudi Cleric: Muslim Men May Enjoy the Company of up to 19,604 Women in Paradise
Posted on 09/18/2013 5:38:54 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Following are excerpts from a lecture delivered by Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti, which was posted on the Internet on March 23, 2013.
Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have sex] with the virgins as well as the servant girls. For every woman from this world who enters Paradise, you get 70 black-eyed virgins.
There are four types of women in Paradise. First, there are the women of this world who enter Paradise. Each one comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. The second type of woman in Paradise is the black-eyed virgin. Each comes with 70 servant girls. These servant girls are the third type. Sorry, there are only three types of women in Paradise.
If you get married in this world, then [in Paradise], you get your wife from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins with whom you are allowed to have sex, and each of these 70 virgins comes with 70 servant girls.
So how many women do you get? That's the minimum.
Now, let's assume that you are married to four wives, each of whom comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, and each virgin comes with 70 servant girls How many does it come to? God help you.
Your reunion [with your wife] lasts for 70 earthly years. When the 70 years are about to come to an end, another black-eyed virgin calls to you from above: "Oh servant of Allah, don't we get a piece of you?"
You turn to her, and you see that she is more beautiful than the woman you are with. You ask her: "Who are you?" and she says: "I'm your virgin in Paradise. Allah told you about me, saying: 'There is more of them with Us'. I am one of the 'more'."
You leave that one and move on to the next. God help you
You spend 70 years or so with her, and along comes the third, saying: "Oh servant of Allah, don't we get a piece of you?" You look at her, and she is even more beautiful than the one you are with.
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In before Helen Thomas...
The US dollar isn’t the only thing undergoing, um, inflation.
I agree. 19,605 would be just wrong. Just downright WRONG!
Imagine having the Astroglide franchise for Paradise.
That just means you have to get past her to get back out.....
What will that Shiite prove?
Bad case of inflati g the currency. It’s always been easy to buy borrid, murderous acts of Muslim terrorism for just 72 Virgins.
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?
I have read the 72 virgins are actually boys.
I wonder if they get their own planet as well.
Looks like inflation has hit there crackpots.
Glad to help :)....
He means boys.
“Girls for children, boys for pleasure.”
Remember when they tried to say it wasn’t 72 virgins, but 72 raisins?
Wilt Chamberlain from the great beyond says, “Now he tells me.”
Wow, that’s more than 72 squared!
The modern Muslim “throw away paradise” .... use them once and then throw them away (note to the uninitiated: after first use, virgins they are not).
You beat me.
so after 50 years of having a diferent woman every night to obey his every sexual desire, the moslem guy has to leave the moslem paradise for eter5nity in Hell ???
to make room for other moslems who have died happy since...
the little fat allah never promised a rose garden or forever...
Sounds like a lot of malarkey.
We should dispatch a couple hundred thousand of them to see if it is true..
Of course we have to use the “She’s a witch rule”.
Why so few?
I thought with NASA Muslim outreach the math skills would have improved; 2**14 or maybe 2**15 would be appropriate. But this number is just gibberish.
The problem is that 19,603 of the women have the clap.
How about 19,604 loose women who know what they are doing.
LMAO OH MAN that joke don’t get old
All these morons think about is sex. Too bad their afterlife won’t be to their liking.
It looks like its getting more difficult to be a terrorist these days.Now you’ll get 19,604 virgins when you get to paradise.
I just hope they turn out to be all Old Bags.
can anyone give me a verse which states that men can have 72 virgins when they go to their so called paradise please?
I;ve been searching for it but cannot find it.
Hey! Hey I’m eating my In N Out burger here...becareful what you post LOL
Maybe there’s a good reason they are virgins.
Think about this fact! you are going for infinity. Does that mean that you are going to be screwing women (or boys) every hour of every day for all time. Sounds like a new version of hell to me.
Think about your partners: having the same sex partners over and over again for infinity, they are going to get a little worn and skanky. Used hard put away wet.
They cant become virgins again since you would then be going over your limit and it would also be a little like false advertising. Yes she is a virgin and she is my mother kind of thing.
Also nothing is said about passion being maintained. Without it unlimited unending sex would soon become a rather nasty chore.
I think the promise of 70 virgins in light of infinity needs to be carefully looked into.
And they all look like Helen Thomas or Hillary.
Could you imagine the noise all of those women would be making if they were all in the same room?
These boys have some serious puberty issues.
Yeah, me neither...
My word these people are morons.....one bearded savage dies and he gets 72 virgins....?
Just do the math....is there a ratio of 70 women, let alone virgin women to every bearded savage...
Unless any female virgin will do.... Goat, sheep, camel...
The line I hear regarding Islam on a regular basis is, “It’s the same God - they just refer to him as allah.”
Their idea of heaven is, if nothing else, proof that they worship something other than the real God.
Jeez, I might switch religions! lol
All virgins,no doubt.
Yah,but then you'll have 19,000 birthdays and "anniversaries" to remember.
He said it was great. His Dad would take him on a 3-4 day hunting or fishing trip almost every month.
19,604, no more, no less. The false precision gets me.
I guess it must take a lot of Moslem Freaky-Deakys to equal (but never surpass) having one good Jewish or Christian woman, eh?
Maybe this is why Anthony Weiner is never satisfied.
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