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Report: Jacoby Jones was ‘bleeding everywhere’ after being injured by stripper
FOXSports.com ^ | September 23rd | Sam Gardner

Posted on 09/23/2013 8:10:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

According to TMZ, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early Monday morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head during a brawl on a party bus.

I know, I know, it sounds outrageous. But according to the gossip site, the story is legit — and becomes more believable when you consider the company Jones was with. Per TMZ, this is how it went down:

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.foxsports.com ...


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KEYWORDS: jones; napl; ravens
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I had "Sweet Pea" in a 45 record. The song, that is.
1 posted on 09/23/2013 8:10:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Some people in fantasy football are weeping bitterly tonight.


2 posted on 09/23/2013 8:13:34 PM PDT by struggle
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To: struggle

Stay classy


3 posted on 09/23/2013 8:22:27 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Everything about this story is believable and yet so so so wrong.


4 posted on 09/23/2013 8:26:45 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: struggle

True, but those who picked the stripper over the brawny football player in their “Fantasy Strip Club Brawl” leagues are pretty pleased with themselves right now.


5 posted on 09/23/2013 8:28:28 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: ConservativeStatement
From the Fox article. WTF?

http://i.imgur.com/Cd3YnOz.gif

6 posted on 09/23/2013 8:50:02 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: ConservativeStatement; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If you've ever had a giant champagne bottle smashed over your head by a stripper named Sweet Pea, you might be thugball player.


7 posted on 09/23/2013 8:50:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL
> Everything about this story is believable and yet so so so wrong.

Yes, I agree... what a terrible waste of perfectly good champagne.

8 posted on 09/23/2013 8:51:44 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head”

Is it too late for Jones to get in on the NFL class action concussion law suit settlement?

/sarc


9 posted on 09/23/2013 8:52:41 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama is not American.. he has no clue what it is to be American.)
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To: GeronL

Sarong, yet so right!

10 posted on 09/23/2013 8:54:14 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the mainland US There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

It’s part of the farcical HGH population study the nfl is doing. They asked him how he wanted the blood drawn, and he said “Champagne bottle applied by stripper.”

Freegards


11 posted on 09/23/2013 8:54:38 PM PDT by Ransomed
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To: ConservativeStatement

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/gallery/sweet-pea/sweet-pea-ravens-9.jpg


12 posted on 09/23/2013 8:58:53 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog

So, that is why many NFL players wear pink in October (or is it November?).


13 posted on 09/23/2013 9:00:29 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Sweet Pea". GREAT name for a stripper.

Peas in a pod.... for some reason this reminds me of something I read the other day about beaver butt juice being what they use for "natural vanilla" flavoring in food.

I looked up "vanilla" and learned that its name means "little pod". It's derived from the Spanish word "vaina" which means "sheath". And believe it or not, that in turn derives from the Latin "vagina" meaning sheath, from whence the lady-part gets its name as well.

So the name "Sweet Pea" may be a multi-layered pun on her ..., ummm, .... never mind, it's probably not very sweet after a night on the bus with a bunch of football players.

14 posted on 09/23/2013 9:01:17 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored
I looked up "vanilla" and learned that its name means "little pod". It's derived from the Spanish word "vaina" which means "sheath". And believe it or not, that in turn derives from the Latin "vagina" meaning sheath, from whence the lady-part gets its name as well. So the name "Sweet Pea" may be a multi-layered pun on her ..., ummm

Yes, she's probably a scholar of the Romance languages.

15 posted on 09/23/2013 9:04:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dayglored

Ick. You need some rest. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow! :^)


16 posted on 09/23/2013 9:04:38 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; Lazamataz

Is Sweet Pea someone you know, Laz?


17 posted on 09/23/2013 9:05:24 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Cyber Liberty
> Ick. You need some rest. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow! :^)

LOL, so true! But.... how did you know? :)

18 posted on 09/23/2013 9:07:45 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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> Is Sweet Pea someone you know, Laz?

"Know"??? I'll bet he's hit it so many times he's lost count.

But she hasn't....

19 posted on 09/23/2013 9:09:21 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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> Yes, she's probably a scholar of the Romance languages.

Working her way through college. Those early morning classes are hell, though, after a night on the bus.

20 posted on 09/23/2013 9:11:30 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

rofl


21 posted on 09/23/2013 9:12:18 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise

I used to go to kindergarten with a Sweet Pea.


22 posted on 09/23/2013 9:13:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Sweet Pea stripped! WARNING: ADULTS ONLY!
23 posted on 09/23/2013 9:15:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Nice pods.


24 posted on 09/23/2013 9:17:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Revolting cat!

25 posted on 09/23/2013 9:19:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yep - nothing better than long, pointy pods.


26 posted on 09/23/2013 9:21:51 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
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To: dayglored

I look forward to her doctoral dissertation.


27 posted on 09/23/2013 9:24:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Revolting cat!
> WARNING: ADULTS ONLY!

Are those edible as-is, or do you have to split and shell them first?

I've been known to eat them whole, but then I have strings caught in my teeth afterwards...

28 posted on 09/23/2013 9:29:26 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: GeronL

I find it difficult to believe a young fragile damsel like this could be capable of such violence.


29 posted on 09/23/2013 9:40:23 PM PDT by volunbeer (We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
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To: dayglored

Jest a guess, old FRiend. :^)


30 posted on 09/23/2013 9:41:22 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

It’s like my momma always told me, nothing good ever gonna happen at 3:00 AM with a stripper named Sweet Pea.


31 posted on 09/23/2013 9:45:39 PM PDT by Newtoidaho
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To: ConservativeStatement
I had "Sweet Pea" in a 45 record. The song, that is.

I had "Sweet Pee" but they gave me insulin.

32 posted on 09/23/2013 9:50:56 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And yet remain evil. To me shall Fëanor come soon.)
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> I find it difficult to believe a young fragile damsel like this could be capable of such violence.

It wasn't violence, really. Simple case of identity confusion: she mistook him for the bow of a ship and thought she was the one doing the christening.

33 posted on 09/23/2013 9:52:15 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I was a strip club DJ back in college. I’ve seen it before...even when a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally.


34 posted on 09/23/2013 9:52:44 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: dayglored

You learn a new thing everyday. Thanks!


35 posted on 09/23/2013 9:56:01 PM PDT by tanuki (Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
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> a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally

I assume you're speaking of a stiletto shoe heel, not the knife? Kind of hard to poke an eye out with a knife "accidentally" but I can see a shoe (on or off) doing it... some guys just get too damn close for safety!

DJ at a strip club. Man! what a dream job... assuming you can see the stage, which I assume you could.

36 posted on 09/23/2013 9:57:10 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

The DJ is mostly set up away from the stage. I took the job because I refused the Pell grant in college..and I love nekkid’ hot girls (I admit it) while getting paid for, which was used for my tuition. In my senior year, my Tu and TH night job was being a driver for an escort service while managing the books for the same madam.


37 posted on 09/23/2013 10:09:04 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: smokingfrog

Looks more like a rutabaga than a sweet pea.


38 posted on 09/23/2013 10:18:05 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; dayglored

He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.


39 posted on 09/23/2013 11:16:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
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> ...and I love nekkid’ hot girls (I admit it)...

Don't let word get out, that's considered "homophobia" now, don'tcha know... /s

(Me, I call it "normal male")

40 posted on 09/23/2013 11:21:43 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hey, Jones, no means NO!


41 posted on 09/23/2013 11:23:14 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.


42 posted on 09/23/2013 11:38:11 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ I'm now a proud member of the Wacko Bird party. CRUZ!!!)
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> He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.

Ah, so THAT's where the phrase "Bloody Vikings!" comes from.... (obscure Monty Python ref)

43 posted on 09/23/2013 11:40:34 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.

Important safety tip, that.

44 posted on 09/24/2013 12:55:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dayglored
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45 posted on 09/24/2013 1:47:06 AM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The perp?


46 posted on 09/24/2013 2:13:38 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: smokingfrog

Oh well, whatever does it for ya, I guess...


47 posted on 09/24/2013 2:27:56 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: ConservativeStatement

Champagne bottles are pretty solid. I would think a skull would cave in considerably before the bottle would break.


48 posted on 09/24/2013 2:28:43 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Mark Steyn: "In the Middle East, the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy.")
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To: max americana
I’ve seen it before...even when a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally.

Heel or knife?

49 posted on 09/24/2013 2:31:02 AM PDT by verga (Lasciante ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Sweet Pea"

Tommy Roe - now THAT'S a rocker!!

50 posted on 09/24/2013 3:40:13 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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