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Italian Long Distance Runner Accused of Using Fake Penis to Beat Doping Test (Devis Licciardi)
Breitbart ^ | September 24, 2013 | Jon David Kahn

Posted on 09/24/2013 6:00:32 PM PDT by EveningStar

A 27-year-old long distance runner is facing disciplinary action after allegedly filling a fake penis with clean urine in order to beat a doping test. Devis Licciardi had just finished a 10km race at Molfetta when officials asked him to take a urine test.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: devislicciardi; dopingtest; drugtest; italy; whizzinator
Italian athlete Devis Licciardi faces disciplinary action after using fake penis to beat doping test
1 posted on 09/24/2013 6:00:32 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 09/24/2013 6:01:12 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

It’s the old “fill your fake penis with clean urine to defeat a doping test” trick. Won’t they ever learn!


3 posted on 09/24/2013 6:04:25 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: EveningStar
The 27-year-old athlete, a member of the Italian air force team, was allegedly caught trying to siphon off “clean” urine from the fake penis, which was concealed in his underpants.

What gave the ruse away? His new member's electric blue color?

4 posted on 09/24/2013 6:04:27 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: EveningStar

At least this was a non-transgender instance of addadicktomy.

I heard today that just yesterday the White House observed National Bisexual Visibility Day. We’re well down the rabbit (or gerbil) hole.


5 posted on 09/24/2013 6:05:26 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: EveningStar

The man who sold it to him wanted $22 for it, but he talked him down to $17.


6 posted on 09/24/2013 6:07:00 PM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: EveningStar

I may have something wity to say when I stop laughing


7 posted on 09/24/2013 6:10:00 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: EveningStar

Why do I suspect this item is readily available in many parts of the Tenderloin District?

Pre-filled, to boot.


8 posted on 09/24/2013 6:10:30 PM PDT by DemforBush (Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
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To: DemforBush

KING MISSILE
Detachable Penis Lyrics

I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time
It’s detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it’s going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
When I don’t need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can’t for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn’t find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn’t seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called some other people from the party
But they were no help either

I was starting to get desperate
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark’s place
Where all those people sell used books
And other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17

I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But, I don’t know
Even though it’s sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis .


9 posted on 09/24/2013 6:19:21 PM PDT by RBW in PA
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To: EveningStar

Von Miller, “Why didn’t I think of that?”


10 posted on 09/24/2013 6:19:59 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: EveningStar

So many one liners and questions arise (but not the fake?) from the headline etc...

So little time....

“Devis, Is datta you P?”
“No! its notta my P, it is Giuseppe’s P”.

That comes from the Brit and Italian in a lifeboat and a Submarine is surfacing
Brit “I say, is that a U Boat”?
Italian “No, I thought it wassa you Boat”...

Sounds like something “Christopher would do if Tony S asked for a ‘sample”.


11 posted on 09/24/2013 6:20:41 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --Egoist:A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. (Ambrose Bierce))
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To: edpc
The man who sold it to him wanted $22 for it, but he talked him down to $17.

How much was the broken toaster oven next to it?

12 posted on 09/24/2013 6:21:28 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Why is our military going to be used as Al Qaeda's air force in Syria?)
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To: EveningStar

More than likely I will regret asking but here goes.

Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?


13 posted on 09/24/2013 6:24:29 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: EveningStar

Licciardi, urine trouble now ....


14 posted on 09/24/2013 6:25:10 PM PDT by mikrofon (** OBLIGATORY POST **)
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To: Morgana
St. Mark’s place Where all those people sell used books
15 posted on 09/24/2013 6:29:25 PM PDT by RBW in PA
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To: Morgana

Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.


16 posted on 09/24/2013 6:31:30 PM PDT by Western Phil
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To: EveningStar

So then he carried an extra penis of urine in his pant for those 10 meters — unbelievable.


17 posted on 09/24/2013 6:31:59 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: KarlInOhio; edpc

I don’t know about the toaster over, but Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s place is a great place to buy used books!


18 posted on 09/24/2013 6:33:34 PM PDT by Yossarian
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To: RBW in PA; Western Phil

I knew I’d regret asking only because there would be one FReeper with a correct answer.

I googled St. Mark’s Place.


19 posted on 09/24/2013 6:37:30 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: EveningStar

Has he been texting with Anthony Weiner?


20 posted on 09/24/2013 6:37:31 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Yossarian

St. Marks place looks like it has a lot of good used book stores but I dare not run into any fake penises between the isles. (no pun intended)


21 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:08 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: EveningStar

Did he run 10k with the fake d*** in his underwear??

Man, that’s gotta be uncomfortable.


22 posted on 09/24/2013 6:41:35 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Western Phil; Morgana
>>> More than likely I will regret asking but here goes.

>>> Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?

Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.

Too late, Google has already checked on you. This thread is already on Google so that means it's on some NSA server in Utah.

23 posted on 09/24/2013 6:42:00 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Why is our military going to be used as Al Qaeda's air force in Syria?)
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To: RBW in PA

LOL, that’s the first thing I thought.


24 posted on 09/24/2013 6:42:08 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Rocky; GeronL
this tread is making me bust a gut laughing. photo 386370_10150475025412807_683322806_8847658_825042800_n.jpg
25 posted on 09/24/2013 6:42:43 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: KarlInOhio

“This thread is already on Google so that means it’s on some NSA server in Utah. “

That brings the image of a South Park cartoon.

No I won’t post it or say it but you know which one.


26 posted on 09/24/2013 6:45:16 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: EveningStar

Isn’t this what cost Tim Sizemore his freedom for a while? He used a whizzinator which is supposed to look like a man’s organ. Hell, if they’re that hardcore. Stop doing dope, fast and use a catheter to put the clean pee in their bladder (hopefully not menopausal like Elaine in Seinfeld) to past the test.

Now, I don’t mind if someone smokes pot but that’s where I pretty much draw the line and the worst part is that pot lasts in your system for up to a month or more while hardcore drugs like Meth or Coke last around four days. I think Benzos like Valium can last two weeks to a month as well.

Since our current crop of 60s dropout legislators are all for drug tsting, we should have employment and random drug tests for all Federal Senators, House members and all state officials too as well as mayors, police chiefs, judges, DAs and anyone else who is pushing these drug tests and finally, cops.


27 posted on 09/24/2013 6:54:40 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: EveningStar

Buste for a trick dick....that’s a new one


28 posted on 09/24/2013 6:55:41 PM PDT by mykroar (China and Russia are playing chess while Obamas's playing 52 card pick-up.)
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To: KosmicKitty

And distracting.


29 posted on 09/24/2013 6:57:17 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: EveningStar
This from 2009


August 28, 2009
Minneapolis Starribune
The don't-miss event of the year (which we unfortunately have to miss) is happening tonight at the Shakopee Auction Center.

As part of an auction of seized items, the infamous Original Whizzinator that ex-Viking tried to sneak through airport security, presumably to pass a drug test, will be auctioned off tonight.



30 posted on 09/24/2013 7:01:28 PM PDT by OneVike (I'm just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Morgana

One day. Ten or twenty years from now, when you decide to run for public office.

Post number 13 will surface in the opposition research.

I just hope I’m alive to hear you try to explain it on live TV.


31 posted on 09/24/2013 7:09:01 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: EveningStar

There was a case a few years ago where a convenience store clerk reported someone to the police for heating a wizzonator in the store microwave.

Supposedly he was making it body temp so he could pass a nearby drug test - iirc for a parole board or something similar.


32 posted on 09/24/2013 7:22:48 PM PDT by posterchild (Can I get me a new Secretary of State?)
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To: Morgana

This guy is kind of famous now. lol!


33 posted on 09/24/2013 7:34:02 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: EveningStar

Serena Williams owns two — one for surprise drug tests and the other in the wash.


34 posted on 09/24/2013 7:38:36 PM PDT by twister881
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To: EveningStar

Did he beat it? The test, I mean.


35 posted on 09/24/2013 7:46:38 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: LucianOfSamasota

“One day. Ten or twenty years from now, when you decide to run for public office.

Post number 13 will surface in the opposition research.

I just hope I’m alive to hear you try to explain it on live TV.”

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Some concepts are just beyond me. The fact this item was thought up, drafted, produced, marketed, sold, sought out, purchased, and used just astounds me. We don’t have a painless and affective cure for cancer but we have a fake penis for drug tests? What a world.


36 posted on 09/24/2013 8:13:17 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: EveningStar

Related news...

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37 posted on 09/24/2013 8:55:14 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: EveningStar; a fool in paradise

Geez, I use one all the time.


38 posted on 09/24/2013 9:00:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

39 posted on 09/25/2013 12:18:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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