Posted on 09/24/2013 6:00:32 PM PDT by EveningStar
A 27-year-old long distance runner is facing disciplinary action after allegedly filling a fake penis with clean urine in order to beat a doping test. Devis Licciardi had just finished a 10km race at Molfetta when officials asked him to take a urine test.
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It’s the old “fill your fake penis with clean urine to defeat a doping test” trick. Won’t they ever learn!
What gave the ruse away? His new member's electric blue color?
At least this was a non-transgender instance of addadicktomy.
I heard today that just yesterday the White House observed National Bisexual Visibility Day. We’re well down the rabbit (or gerbil) hole.
The man who sold it to him wanted $22 for it, but he talked him down to $17.
I may have something wity to say when I stop laughing
Why do I suspect this item is readily available in many parts of the Tenderloin District?
Pre-filled, to boot.
KING MISSILE
Detachable Penis Lyrics
I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It’s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it’s going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
When I don’t need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can’t for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn’t find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn’t seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called some other people from the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark’s place
Where all those people sell used books
And other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But, I don’t know
Even though it’s sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis .
Von Miller, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
So many one liners and questions arise (but not the fake?) from the headline etc...
So little time....
“Devis, Is datta you P?”
“No! its notta my P, it is Giuseppe’s P”.
That comes from the Brit and Italian in a lifeboat and a Submarine is surfacing
Brit “I say, is that a U Boat”?
Italian “No, I thought it wassa you Boat”...
Sounds like something “Christopher would do if Tony S asked for a ‘sample”.
How much was the broken toaster oven next to it?
More than likely I will regret asking but here goes.
Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?
Licciardi, urine trouble now ....
Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.
So then he carried an extra penis of urine in his pant for those 10 meters — unbelievable.
I don’t know about the toaster over, but Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s place is a great place to buy used books!
I knew I’d regret asking only because there would be one FReeper with a correct answer.
I googled St. Mark’s Place.
Has he been texting with Anthony Weiner?
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