The Country Life: Fake 'Dominatrix' Lures Slaves for Farm Work[Austria]

Spiegel Online ^ | 10 Sept 2013 | Spiegel Online

[Theoria]

Brilliant. Ouch...I'm hurting from laughing so much.

[freedom462]

Another phenomenal “can’t make this stuff up” story.

[WayneS]

D’oh!!

[Cowboy Bob]

The guys must be hardcore Democrats!

[WayneS]

This woman is quite clever. I predict there will be no sustainable criminal charges against her.

These men willingly paid her to abuse them and she abused them. Where’s the crime?

[Vigilanteman]

In effect, they were paying for the privilege of doing farm work.

And it took them a week to figure this out? I guess you have to give them credit for being slightly more intelligent than the average Obama voter. They still haven't figured it out after five years.

[Jack Hammer]

They wanted punishment, they got punishment,

Sorry, fellas.

[william clark]

Cue up Spinal Tap’s “Sex Farm”

[Theoria]

'After a week'

Seriously! A week! Unreal!

And I thought those guys wouldn't work without being in a Union!

[Venturer]

Me too. Funny story.

[Blood of Tyrants]

And it only took them a week to figure out that they have been duped.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

A sadist and a masochist are returning home from a night on the town. As they’re driving home, the masochist asks, “So, are you gong to take me back to your place and tie me up and beat me now?”

The sadist replies, “No.”

[sportutegrl]

"In effect, they were paying for the privilege of doing farm work."

And it took them a week to figure this out?

At first they were enjoying it too much to stop.

[Lazamataz]

Recently, when I pulled up to a red-light, a hot young prostitute leaned into my car, and said, "How about it, honey?"

I eagerly invited her into my car. I asked, "How much?"

She said, "One hundred dollars, and I will do anything you ask me."

Breathlessly, I agreed, and sped to my house, where I gave her a ladder, a paintbrush, and 30 gallons of outdoor latex gloss white. "Paint my house," I murmured sexily, trembling at the thought.

[Zathras]

They can leave if they say the safe word “Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen”
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[Hoffer Rand]

After a WEEK they realized they’d been duped? OK...

[Sherman Logan]

They learned the true definition of slave.

[Ken H]

Brilliant. Ouch...I'm hurting from laughing so much.

The yoke's on them!

[John O]

This routine is from a Dan Akroyd movie! (I’d mention the actress involved who said it but I wouldn’t want to turn anyone’s stomache)

[Snickering Hound]

Lured in with the promise of endless kinky sex and instead saddled with one household chore after the other. Are they sure they didn't marry her?