Skip to comments.National Football League Week 4 Sept 26th to Sept 30
Posted on 09/26/2013 8:48:46 AM PDT by Bender2
THU, SEP 26
San Francisco at St. Louis 8:25 PM NF
SUN, SEP 29 TIME (ET)
Baltimore at Buffalo 1:00 PM CBS
Cincinnati at Cleveland 1:00 PM CBS
Chicago at Detroit 1:00 PM FOX
NY Giants at Kansas City 1:00 PM FOX
Arizona at Tampa Bay 1:00 PM FOX
Indianapolis at Jacksonville 1:00 PM CBS
Seattle at Houston 1:00 PM FOX
Pittsburgh at Minnesota 1:00 PM CBS
NY Jets at Tennessee 4:05 PM CBS
Washington at Oakland 4:25 PM FOX
Dallas at San Diego 4:25 PM FOX
New England at Atlanta 8:30 PM NBC
MON, SEP 30
Miami at New Orleans 8:30 PM
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Whoa, sportsfans! Last week found me, OMG!... 7 - 9, dropping me to 30 - 18 for the season.
BTW Have I told you my Boys are 1st in the East... by a game over the Iggles and two games over the winless Jersey Jints and Godless Deadskins?
Oh... I did? Well, I'll get back on my horse with these picks:
TNF has the 69ers getting their Groove Thing back
Sunday's game find Crab Shack Joe's Black Byrds pecking on Buffalo bones
TCU North wins the battle of Ohio
Da Bears win its first battle of the Great Lakes in Bankruptburg
That thundering sound knocking Eli on his arse... is Andy Reid licking his chops as my undefeated Old Dallas Texans welcome them Jersey Jints as an after-brunch appetizer
Arizona at Tampa Bay - Flipped a coin, Red Byrds won
Joy at big's place as his Pattycakes roll on over the Teebowless Jags
Allegra's Texicans wake up and hand the Seahag their first loss (I hope!)
Pittsburgh at Minnesota - Flipped another coin, a shilling this time - the Stoolers won, London & the Viqueen... lose
The Jersey Jets fly into Nashville and limp back out with their forked tails between their legs
RG 33 and 1⁄3 gets his speed up to 45 and it is enough to beat Seven's Waiders--
But big & I really, really want... the Waiders to keep the Deadskin winless!
Mile High Manning leave hoof prints all over Kelly's Iggles
SNF gives big no joy as his Pattycakes get pecked alive by Vick's Old Black Byrds
MNF find the Phins don't have a prayer in Nawleans
Them Cam Shaft Panthers give big's Packerwackers a real scare in the season's first Open Bowl--
My Boys return to Oxnard South, and all here agree... my Pokes give the Bolts a shock
And, lastly, in High Dollar Semi-Pro play, Texas' very own Aggie, Sir John Football, and two of his supporters... will have Arkansas Razorback stew as a light repast Saturday after the three way--
Bendy! Bendy, you... promised? You promised?
Okay, Ole Miss' Fightin' & Lovin' Shepards sneak up on 'Bama... making Tuscaloosa where the Tide gets ripped!
Thank you, Jesus! REBELS... RULES! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO!
I got it! I... got it!
Sunday morning I'll open in my windbreaker...
Hey, Bend, if you let Shep slip in, I want in, too! My old alma mater Faber U... is playing Northfield Barber College and even though they have a really hard cutting team, my Faber Fowls will win out in the end!
And now... a final word from our sponsor:
Okay, back to the beach for me. I'm out... of here--
Don't go, Bendy! DON'T... GO!!!
Pick up some kindling for a Vikwqueen funeral ship. Not looking good.
I don’t know who worst team Redskins or my Raiders LOL!
AH I picking Raider win I could be wrong LOL!
I pick Carson Palmer to be sacked, hit, and intercepted repeatedly.
I pick Dave Zastudil to be very busy.
I predict the Packers will NOT lose this weekend. Hopefully with the bye week they can recover from injuries sustained in the past 3 weeks.
So, if I don't reply... it is probably because I can't finish all my martinis in time to fix the problem--
But, then again, it may be just that I think... you are a schmuck!
Neither. The Steelers are just awful.
I don’t see Jacksonville winning a game this year.
No love for the Seahawks? Still smarting after that 20 point spanking they gave the cowgirls last year? The Texans will be a true test, for sure.
Loser of Vikings/Steelers in London gets relegated.
I got the Farty Noiners over the Lambchops
The Baltimorons over the Beefaloes
The Bunglers over the Clownpossie
The Lionesses over the Bruins
The Seaswallows over the Derricks
The Hoofsters over the Worsts
The Arrowheads over the Midgets
The Minnie-sodas over the Pits
The Jolly-Rogers over the Wrens
The Tall-people over the Cessnas
The Mile-highs over the Cracked-bells
The Eyepatches over the Washeduptons
The Wrangler-boys over the Way-southfornians
The Patriots over the Peregrines
The Nawlins over the Tunas
and them's the facts...
They is. B'lieve me
I see you got... the Enigma cipher machine working again--
Careful, big-- THEY... may be listening!
This is a toughie. But I'll go with the Raiders because they're at home and have the better 'D'. Someone's gotta win!
Who would have thunk it a month ago that the Jets would have two wins and the Jersey Gints none?
What's the matter with Eli????
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