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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/27/2013 5:34:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

So, this week history was made. I say we look at some different perspectives...

Let's start out with who made history...


He laid out some great arguments for what America should be


And what America is turning into because of bad legislation


To many, watching Ted Cruz speak, and say the things he said, we felt like


And when Reid & Co. finally showed up on the Senate floor the next morning...it wasn't pretty


And don't forget about the lecture from McCain, a Vietnam veteran and former prisoner of war...


And of course....the Democrats and their words, get ALL the attention



And the ONLY thing, that is getting emphasized after this epic speech is


Harry Reid says "Teds speech was a waste of time" and
"it's not a real filibuster, because there was no vote pending"


And as is typical of all the liberal talking heads and blogs
They attack Ted Cruz personally, and ignore his message.


Then they keep claiming the Republicans want to shut down government


But they don't understand what is coming their way


Woops...wrong revolution.


But we've had enough


And soon, we will tell the Progressives Traitors
in this country, politician and citizens alike...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: filibuster; ofst; silliness; tedcruz
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1 posted on 09/27/2013 5:34:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

In early?


2 posted on 09/27/2013 5:35:57 AM PDT by CPOSharky (Democrats must love the poor, they just keep making more and more of them.)
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To: Lucky9teen

MAN!!!! It’s good to be back. Been WAAAYY too long. :)


3 posted on 09/27/2013 5:40:27 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good morning!


4 posted on 09/27/2013 5:41:17 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Don't March with the Progressives




CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



5 posted on 09/27/2013 5:42:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Lucky9teen
morning all. ;-)

6 posted on 09/27/2013 5:44:19 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Lucky9teen

Missed the ping, but TOP 10!!!!


7 posted on 09/27/2013 5:44:56 AM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Lucky9teen

I guess we found out how flexible he can be in Syria.
8 posted on 09/27/2013 5:45:26 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten? ;-P


9 posted on 09/27/2013 5:46:05 AM PDT by MortMan (Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10


10 posted on 09/27/2013 5:47:07 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: All
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11 posted on 09/27/2013 5:48:06 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight of Faith")
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To: Lucky9teen

12 posted on 09/27/2013 5:52:59 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay for Friday!


13 posted on 09/27/2013 5:54:43 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20?


14 posted on 09/27/2013 5:57:58 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

Heck yeah top 15!


15 posted on 09/27/2013 5:58:26 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Panks for the thing!
And for doing this every week!

cheers
Jim


16 posted on 09/27/2013 6:04:48 AM PDT by gymbeau (Tagline under moderation)
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To: CPOSharky

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!


17 posted on 09/27/2013 6:08:58 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20!!


18 posted on 09/27/2013 6:18:17 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20? Where the heck is everybody?


19 posted on 09/27/2013 6:21:02 AM PDT by upchuck (nobamacare must be stopped before it can live down to our expectations.)
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To: upchuck

Who brought the coffee?


20 posted on 09/27/2013 6:22:51 AM PDT by glock rocks (No comment.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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21 posted on 09/27/2013 6:22:52 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP THIRTY!

Have a nice weekend all!

22 posted on 09/27/2013 6:42:13 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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Some nerdy humor:

Bohemian Gravity


23 posted on 09/27/2013 6:52:19 AM PDT by Heartlander (We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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To: Lucky9teen

24 posted on 09/27/2013 6:57:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: baddog 219

25 posted on 09/27/2013 6:58:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://youtu.be/yHJOz_y9rZE

Hehhe...


26 posted on 09/27/2013 7:00:07 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 09/27/2013 7:06:12 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Rummyfan

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week
Vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.

Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency Landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our Visa and Master Card bill yet?”

“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther,
did we pay our American Express card yet?”
“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

“One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the installment
check for the IRS this quarter?” he asks.
“Oh, forgive me, Abe,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that
one, either.”

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?”

Abe answers, “They’ll find us!”


28 posted on 09/27/2013 7:12:54 AM PDT by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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To: Lucky9teen

I won’t be here for too long......one of my co-workers is retiring from the Navy after over 20 years service. We are having a luncheon for him. He’ll be back in the office as a contractor soon, so he really isn’t going away.


29 posted on 09/27/2013 7:43:21 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: IM2MAD

...In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8) But return with Jack Daniels. (-5)

PROTECTIVE DUTIES
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5) You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10) It’s her pet Schnauzer. (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2) Named Tina (-10) Tina is a dancer. (-10) Tina has breast implants. (-40)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and it’s not a sports bar. (+3) Okay, it’s a sports bar. (-2) And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3) It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie. (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
It’s called ‘Death Cop.’ (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30) You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-80)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5)
(Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, “Where?” (-35)
You give any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2) You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500) She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)


30 posted on 09/27/2013 7:46:09 AM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: ErnBatavia

Very good!


31 posted on 09/27/2013 7:54:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Heartlander

That was amazing.


32 posted on 09/27/2013 7:58:20 AM PDT by Excellence (All your database are belong to us.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

—Will Rogers—
_____

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasec is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks “What are they doing in there”?

The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have ObamaCare”.


33 posted on 09/27/2013 7:58:35 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: gimme1ibertee

Cummins vs. Bicycles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY


34 posted on 09/27/2013 8:00:17 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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36 posted on 09/27/2013 8:04:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 09/27/2013 8:06:41 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Lucky9teen

In! Using my Nook for access...


38 posted on 09/27/2013 8:10:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in... See if that works.)
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To: relentlessly

A man goes into a doctor to check on some sores down there.
The doc starts his examination and then tells the man.

“I’m sorry but you’re going to have to stop masterbating”

The man says “why?”

The doc says “So I can finish my examination.”


39 posted on 09/27/2013 8:22:25 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: Monkey Face; Lucky9teen
In! Using my Nook for access...

So does that make you the Nookee? :-)

40 posted on 09/27/2013 8:24:06 AM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 09/27/2013 8:24:18 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Just curious

Is there a Lucky8Teen or a Lucky2Wenty?


42 posted on 09/27/2013 8:25:17 AM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: Lucky9teen
Answer is : The White House

Question: Where is one place that a brain eating amoeba would starve to death?

The adult is an Obama voter...

The fish is an ObamaFish taking a catch from a hard working citizen...

The kid looks like a future democrat to me...


43 posted on 09/27/2013 8:29:52 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: N. Theknow

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44 posted on 09/27/2013 8:34:36 AM PDT by diamond6 (Behold this Heart which has so loved men!" Jesus to St. Margaret Mary)
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To: All

Not One Enemy!

Ya’ gotta love this guy!

Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

“Mr. Barnes, it’s obviously not a good morning for golf. It’s good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any,” he replied gruffly.

“Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“Ninety-eight,” he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

“Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, “I outlived all them @$$holes”

And he calmly returned to his seat.


45 posted on 09/27/2013 8:45:59 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://www.americanthinker.com/video/2013/09/nsfw_liberal_impotent_rage_cartoon_mocks_progressives.html#.UkWZHy8Szfo.facebook

impotent rage


46 posted on 09/27/2013 8:46:35 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: Lucky9teen
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47 posted on 09/27/2013 8:48:28 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: relentlessly

Re the bimbo taking the baseball... where were the adults responsible for that little girl? If that happened to my daughter I would’ve beaten the snot out that witch.


48 posted on 09/27/2013 8:49:52 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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49 posted on 09/27/2013 9:03:37 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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If the government shuts down who is going to lie to us,
steal our money and attack the constitution?

50 posted on 09/27/2013 9:35:33 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
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