[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

This is actually funny. Somebody should make a creative explanation of vasectomy, and tell him that he can save a ton of money by doing it himself.

All he needs is a small, strong, tight rubber band and a 5” serrated kitchen knife. Chew on a Bhut Jolokia pepper to distract him from any “discomfort”.

[cyclotic]

Actually, All he needs is a soup can and a M-80