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THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!
Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz

No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11


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KEYWORDS: 113th; govtshutdown; obamacare; obamaeconomy; obamajokes; obamalegacy; ohnoze; shutitdown; shutnado
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And worst of all: Miley Cyrus walks among us.
1 posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Does the shutdown include our miltary?

That’s where our money goes.


2 posted on 10/01/2013 5:05:46 AM PDT by cetarist
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To: Lazamataz

3 posted on 10/01/2013 5:06:16 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: cetarist

The Miltary is open. So is the post office. The IRS is shut down.


4 posted on 10/01/2013 5:06:38 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lazamataz

Good going Republicans ,I’m glad Republicans didn’t back down.

I’m glad the government is shut down. none of the government is needed except for the military and border control and that is it , get rid of the IRS, EPA, FEC, FCC, gov schools, NASA( the global warming hoax pushers), TSA, NSA, PBS, national parks, NPR etc , get rid of all that government trash


5 posted on 10/01/2013 5:06:44 AM PDT by rurgan (give laws an expiration date:so the congress has to review every 4 years to see if needed)
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To: Lazamataz

And our beloved EPA stops saving the world from us at our expense! This is indeed awful.


6 posted on 10/01/2013 5:06:47 AM PDT by MulberryDraw (That which cannot be paid, won't be paid.)
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To: cetarist
Whatever happens, it's awful.


7 posted on 10/01/2013 5:07:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: MulberryDraw

8 posted on 10/01/2013 5:08:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: cetarist

I believe a separate CR was passed to pay the troops but many support services and facilities will be affected

pity the poor b@stards that may get stuck in Afghanistan because of delays in processing their return and replacement


9 posted on 10/01/2013 5:09:25 AM PDT by silverleaf (Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.)
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To: Yorlik803
The Miltary is open. So is the post office. The IRS is shut down.

OHHHHH GAWD THAT'S THE WORST NEWS EVER, except for ANYTHING ELSE I HEAR!

10 posted on 10/01/2013 5:09:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Yorlik803
If only the NSA were shut down.

Oh, I almost forgot....Good morning, NSA analysts. Getting paid?

11 posted on 10/01/2013 5:09:49 AM PDT by grania
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To: Lazamataz
What will we do without the IRS oppressing us conservatives and Republicans?

What will we do without the NSA spying on us or the TSA groping us? without the EPA shutting down coal power plants because of a hoax called global warming?

without the government protecting us from the fake global warming hoax? what will the polar bears do now?

12 posted on 10/01/2013 5:10:13 AM PDT by rurgan (give laws an expiration date:so the congress has to review every 4 years to see if needed)
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To: Guenevere
We're all gonna die!!!!

13 posted on 10/01/2013 5:10:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: rurgan

Yep Reset it to only Article II Section VIII enumerations.


14 posted on 10/01/2013 5:11:08 AM PDT by infool7 (The ugly truth is just a big lie.)
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To: grania
If only the NSA were shut down. Oh, I almost forgot....Good morning, NSA analysts. Getting paid?

They are considered 'essential' and will continue to collect Aunt Millie's chocolate-chip-recipe emails as-needed.

15 posted on 10/01/2013 5:11:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

OMG - Not Miley Cyrus!! Anything but that!!!

I’m waiting for the St. Louis news to start their endless reporting of all the tourists who came to go up in the Arch who are all turned away disappointed because of the EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!! Whaaaaaaa!!!


16 posted on 10/01/2013 5:11:25 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (If stupid ever reaches $150 a barrel then I want the drilling rights to Maxine Water's head.)
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To: Lazamataz

EEEEK!

And all those federal employees that are told to stay home with the promise that they’ll be paid for all the time off!

AWFUL!

(honey, load up the kids, we’re going to Disneyland!)


17 posted on 10/01/2013 5:11:28 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: rurgan
We are so xrewed.


18 posted on 10/01/2013 5:12:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Too late ... I’m already dead ... I just refuse to accept it.


19 posted on 10/01/2013 5:12:35 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lazamataz

what about PBS ,isn’t that essential?

lol. no it isn’t .


20 posted on 10/01/2013 5:13:01 AM PDT by rurgan (give laws an expiration date:so the congress has to review every 4 years to see if needed)
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
OMG - Not Miley Cyrus!! Anything but that!!!


21 posted on 10/01/2013 5:13:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Just woke up. Are we still here? Earth still rotating - check. Parks still here - check. Obama still Pres_ent - UGH!!


22 posted on 10/01/2013 5:13:35 AM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Lazamataz

tHIS sHUTDOWN iS kILLING mE !!!!!111111!!!!1!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1

!!!!!!!!!!1!!1a!1!!!!!!@3@1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!2W34344@2@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 10/01/2013 5:14:06 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: knarf

24 posted on 10/01/2013 5:14:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Not to worry-——Michele will handout sacks of kibbles and bits seasoned w/ garden herbs.


25 posted on 10/01/2013 5:16:27 AM PDT by Liz
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To: dennisw

26 posted on 10/01/2013 5:17:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: rurgan
Good going Republicans ,I’m glad Republicans didn’t back down.

Only, they did. Republicans conceded plenty, the Democrats not one millimeter. What bargaining position does that leave both sides?

So far, we've agreed to fund all of Obamacide except the individual mandate part. We cannot now go back to an earlier position.

27 posted on 10/01/2013 5:17:48 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: Lazamataz

Gee, I wonder who is gonna spy on me now?
Oh wait, good morning, NSA. BTW, I hope they cut your pay to the bare bones.
Who’s gonna steal my hard-earned money now and justify it by calling it a legal tax? Who’s gonna try to take my guns now?
Who’s gonna give my grandkids condoms instead of a decent education, now? And the horrid list goes on.
Golly, we’re sure gonna miss a lot of stuff with this “sky is falling” shutdown. Hope it stays shutdown for months.


28 posted on 10/01/2013 5:18:37 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
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To: Lazamataz

Jeez-—”hope and change” is a **tch, aint’ it?


29 posted on 10/01/2013 5:19:28 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Lazamataz
THE LAST STRAW. LIFE IS OVER.


30 posted on 10/01/2013 5:20:00 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Lazamataz
And...We're Doomed!


31 posted on 10/01/2013 5:20:27 AM PDT by Drawsing
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what will the polar bears do now?

Polar bears don't pay taxes, so who gives a rip?

32 posted on 10/01/2013 5:21:07 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: Yorlik803
The IRS is shut down.

That news alone just made my day a whole lot better!

Shut it down and LEAVE IT DOWN!

33 posted on 10/01/2013 5:21:11 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: deoetdoctrinae

34 posted on 10/01/2013 5:21:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

WHEN THEY SHUT DOWN THE GOOBERMUNT, THEY SHUT DOWN MY LIFE!

Oh, by the way, hey there NSA! Hope you’re still getting paid. Hope that coffee isn’t too hot. Have a nice day!


35 posted on 10/01/2013 5:21:21 AM PDT by MN.Gruber06
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To: Lazamataz

I love this! Can I use it elsewhere?


36 posted on 10/01/2013 5:21:28 AM PDT by austinaero
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah well, what you say sorta true...BUT IT’S GONNA BE FAR WORSE!!!

mmmmmmm......infant eyeballlllllllls....


37 posted on 10/01/2013 5:22:01 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: austinaero
I love this! Can I use it elsewhere?

Please do!

38 posted on 10/01/2013 5:22:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Yorlik803
The IRS is shut down.

Best news I've heard all day!

39 posted on 10/01/2013 5:22:48 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lazamataz
And worst of all: Miley Cyrus walks among us.

but you'd still hit it, no?

40 posted on 10/01/2013 5:22:59 AM PDT by Revelation 911 (if "meat is murder" what is abortion?)
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To: Lazamataz

The sick part is...in the end....everyone will get paid for lost time...in other words...it’s a paid vacation.


41 posted on 10/01/2013 5:23:24 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

42 posted on 10/01/2013 5:23:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Do we still have enough $$$ to pay for Hussien’s golf balls?


43 posted on 10/01/2013 5:24:36 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (There's no there there.)
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To: reg45

Polar bears, minorities and women are hurt the most. well so says the media.


44 posted on 10/01/2013 5:25:04 AM PDT by rurgan (give laws an expiration date:so the congress has to review every 4 years to see if needed)
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To: Revelation 911
Yes, of course.

How can you miss something like this?


45 posted on 10/01/2013 5:25:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

MSM have been working all night finding sob stories of the horrors resulting from this shutdown.

They should have many of those stories airing during the morning shows.

Imagine the 100s of 1,000s already starving because of the shutdown, etc. :)

I may go by Walmart this morning and stock up on OTC nausea relief medicine. We are going to need a lot of that.


46 posted on 10/01/2013 5:25:15 AM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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To: COUNTrecount
Do we still have enough $$$ to pay for Hussien’s golf balls?

.... and Reggie Love's balls?

GOLF balls, of course.

47 posted on 10/01/2013 5:25:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Sacajaweau
The sick part is...in the end....everyone will get paid for lost time...in other words...it’s a paid vacation.

Not for me. Contractors cannot bill for hours not worked.

48 posted on 10/01/2013 5:26:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

I would rather sign up for obamacare than have Miley Cyrus’ tongue within a hundred yards of me. Man, I don’t want to think of where that thing has been.


49 posted on 10/01/2013 5:28:09 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: fwdude
So far, we've agreed to fund all of Obamacide except the individual mandate part. We cannot now go back to an earlier position.

Sure we can, along the lines of "that it's, f*** it. We gave you guys a chance to make a deal, now we're gonna play hardball."

Not that we will, of course. But we can.

50 posted on 10/01/2013 5:28:42 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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