Skip to comments.Terrorists have kidnapped the entire White House (snicker)
Posted on 10/02/2013 5:26:28 PM PDT by Drango
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" - "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire White House, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." - "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
LOL good one!
The first thing from the white house that has made me smile since 2009!
Beautiful. Everyone in the house loved it.
Put me down for 5........... gallons of Premium.
I believe if terrorists really did capture the white house lots of people would root for the terrorists. Wait a minute. Terrorists HAVE captured the white house! They’re democrats.
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