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Terrorists have kidnapped the entire White House (snicker)
Posted on 10/02/2013 5:26:28 PM PDT by Drango
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" - "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire White House, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." - "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
posted on 10/02/2013 5:26:28 PM PDT
posted on 10/02/2013 5:28:45 PM PDT
posted on 10/02/2013 5:31:31 PM PDT
(One Who Can See)
posted on 10/02/2013 5:34:27 PM PDT
The first thing from the white house that has made me smile since 2009!
posted on 10/02/2013 5:49:47 PM PDT
by The Sons of Liberty
(Who but a TYRANT shoves down another man's throat what he has exempted himself from?)
Beautiful. Everyone in the house loved it.
posted on 10/02/2013 5:56:52 PM PDT
(The U.S. media are our enemy)
Put me down for 5........... gallons of Premium.
posted on 10/02/2013 7:21:20 PM PDT
(CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
I believe if terrorists really did capture the white house lots of people would root for the terrorists. Wait a minute. Terrorists HAVE captured the white house! They’re democrats.
posted on 10/02/2013 7:24:53 PM PDT
(".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
posted on 10/02/2013 8:03:48 PM PDT
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
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