Skip to comments.Language Problem on the Obamacare Website
Posted on 10/09/2013 9:18:02 PM PDT by MrChips
This is on the Obamacare website . . . .
When you apply for coverage, the Marketplace will determine whether coverage is affordable for your income level. If coverage is not considered affordable to you, you will not have to pay the fee that other people who do not have coverage may face.
Oh? To me? You mean that I can determine for myself whether or not the premiums are affordable, and whether or not I have to pay the fee? Yeah, right. LOL!!!! Of course, what they really mean is that they are going to tell you whether or not you can afford it, as if income level is the only determining factor, and they know best. All very sad.
The only “language problem” is that it’s in English, rather than Mexican Spanish.
You’ll also get to register to vote and receive a free Obamafoam as a “thank you” for signing up to have someone else pay YOUR medical bills.
I’m not going to sign up to test it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you got lower rates if your language is Spanish than if your language is English.
If someone who is bilingual wants to give it a go...
I’m afraid to ask what “Obamafoam” is.
Wow! That would be a great experiment. What about Ebonics?
Well, they say they know if you’re fat based on your height, so it makes sense to them....
Don’t tell me. Barry can’t find any “navigators” who speak Austrian for our Austrian speaking ObamaCarees.
They want to know your favorite cuisine. I guess if you say “pasta” your premium increases.
HELPFUL HINT: to reduce your premium pick answer C. watermelon
Plans for 70 year old women also MUST include maternity care.
After all, government knows best.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
What was the name of the company who did the software and how were they given the contract?
Absolutely wonderful! A keeper!
And for men, too!
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