Skip to comments.Porch panties spark Sullivan County assault
Posted on 10/10/2013 2:18:17 PM PDT by Rebelbase
A woman reported an assault at her ex-boyfriend's home on Beaver Creek Road, after she confronted him about two pairs of panties she spotted on the porch. The man allegedly grabbed the underwear the complainant was wearing and ripped them off, then hit her in the side of the head. He then dropped to his knees and begged forgiveness, according to her statements to police, so she had him drive her to another home to get some feminine hygiene products. At that residence another fight erupted, with the woman's ex-boyfriend pacing the road and "making threats." The suspect left prior to police arrival.
I love East Tn!
This guy had a bad day.
Life is a lark in the trailer park.
“Beaver Creek Road’’? Uh huh, right.
Just what I’d expect to happen on Beaver Creek Road.
D’oh! You beat me to it!
Is there no end to the horrors of the government shutdown?
Who’s panties were on the porch?
If it’s her ex-boyfriend, why does she care?
I seriously don’t get any of this. Probably a good thing, too.....
He should have left them in his glovebox
Sounds like the plot from the Jerry Springer Show.
And in other news Victoria’s Secret has come out with “Porch Panties”
Maybe they were hers and she was angry that he stole them?
Just drove Beaver Creek Rd. on Google. Plenty of double-wides but no porch panties.
Not garden gnomes?
“The man allegedly grabbed the underwear the complainant was wearing and ripped them off.... so she had him drive her to another home to get some feminine hygiene products.”
It’s a mind teaser.
Lots of banjo music.
Maybe if it was pork panties, they would be effective against some pests.
Regular reader of the Police Blotter here.
There’s a ‘prize’ in every issue- just like a box of Crackerjacks.
I agree. Something smells fishy about this.
My definition of trash is that there's always a story and it often involves a "vehicle".
Did you happen to notice the junction with ‘Massengill Park Drive’ went you ‘traveled’ by? :-)
I have several stories of encounters with our indigenous “single wide” dwellers. It’s like the stories off of ‘Rick and Bubba’. ;-)
ETN, a cesspool of stupid!
Did you also check out Old Beaver Creek Road? It’s on the way to Buff City.
“vehicle” is a completely different term from “automobile, donchathink?
Put the HICK back in vehicle!
Sounds like an episode of “Cops” or “Cheaters”.
Boo! Total Rimshot!
Another ‘sex and porches’ story today:
“... that a dog had run onto the porch and approached her aunt, age 76, then “hunched her leg.” “
And true love is frustrated again:
“A Bluff City man reported “recently” meeting a woman on a dating website, but now she’s stolen his gun. Just the day before he had driven to North Carolina to pick her up and bring her home, with her agreeing to clean the place in order to stay. But when he returned from work her bags were gone, while his pistol was missing, “from the side of a recliner in the living room...” “
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