Skip to comments.Worker Calls Cops To Report Theft Of His Jell-O Snack From Break Room Refrigerator
Posted on 10/12/2013 6:20:43 PM PDT by EveningStar
A Pennsylvania man called cops last night to report that his Strawberry-flavored Jell-O snack was stolen from the break room refrigerator at his workplace.
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No kidding never understood people that steal other peoples food
“A Pennsylvania man”? Was his name Dwight Schrute?
To protect and to serve !
That must have been the most amazing Jell-O snack EVER
The article said this was not the first time. A serial Jell-O grabber. There is a dirty joke in there somewhere.
I never understood the new concept of naming food items.
Yesterday at work I had a sandwich named “kevin”
I know one that a package of Ho-Ho's, a hypodermic, and some Gentian Violet broke of that habit, at least for the rest of the time he worked there.
Hi, Al. :)
What else should he do?
If he kicks the ‘tar’ out of the perp Judges like Judge Judy will tell him
“I understand your frustration, why I found Bird took a soda of mine last week and I was upset BUT you can’t take the law in your own hands. You should have called the Police, or sued him. That is what the courts are for”.
She will make a statement like this then quip “Why are we here”?
I would imagine you can’t shoot him either, if you booby trap the food chances are YOU will be charged...
I SAY BAN ALL FOOD STORAGE IN THE WORK PLACE.
That will teach `em....
You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned to robbery detail. There is a Jello thief on the loose in your city. Your job is to get him.
I hope this is death penalty state. I detest low life criminals such as this.
Another example of how our society is crumbling and turning to jello.
If you don’t stop this kind of thing early it snowballs.
Next thing you know they go for “bigger desserts,” like Pies and Tortes. Then they branch out to roasts and briskets.
Does he work in a nursing home?
They probably referred him to the cold case unit —
Jello is the flame, pie is the fuse, briskets are the bomb.
I once worked at a shipyard.
A lot of people would steal others lunches.
One guy kept getting his lunch stolen every day so he made up a couple of hamburgers and put rat poison on them.
About 45 minutes after he found out his lunch had been stolen, they had to haul some guy out of the ship in a basket. He had passed out and dropped about 30 feet into the ship.
It was quite awhile before the guys lunch was stolen again.
I agree. At my former work, I place my Michelina’s Lean Gourmet Lasagna in the freezer near me at 8:30 am only to go get it at 1pm and poof it was gone. I was pissed I had to go get a salad that costed me 8 bucks since there was nothing else that was cheap in our downstair cafe. Now who in the heck would steal someone’s else frozen lunch knowing full well it is not theirs.
Put your lunch in a paper bag .... Put a post a note on it that one item in the bag you blew you nose on it ....
Until the thief, er, suspect writes on the bottom of your note "So did I.."
One might recall the story of how John Kerry and his staff helped themselves to a pizza that was their air crew's lunch during a junket to Southeast Asia. Read more here.
This is what happens when you’re off your meds.
ROFL ROFL Your so right
Sounds like a job for an Ex-lax puddling pop.
Steal my dog; steal my car; steal my wife; but nobody f*cks with my Jell-o.
I know one that a package of Ho-Ho’s, a hypodermic, and some Gentian Violet broke of that habit, at least for the rest of the time he worked there.
Hey, the graveyard shift guys get hungry.
**Imagine waking up every morning with a little less hair to have to drive through heavy traffic. Once you get to work, you find out the project you've been working on for a year has been cancelled. The chocolaty taste of Jell-O pudding makes up for all of that.**
VP Joe Biden says you should fire off a couple of warning shots to let them know you mean bidness.
Next time put ex-lax in the jello.
May not even have been “stolen”. Some busybodies like to toss out foodstuffs thinking “that may be bad” or even “need to make more room”.
True, food is tossed out on Friday’s after work hours when the custodians clean up the office. This occur on a Wednesday after noon. So I went around the lunch room looking for someone who was eating lasagna LOL. No such luck lol
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