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GERMAN GROOM FORGETS BRIDE AT GAS STATION
AP ^ | Oct 11

Posted on 10/15/2013 12:15:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A German couple's marriage got off to a rocky start when the groom forgot his bride at a highway gas station on the way home from their honeymoon, only noticing she was missing after hours had passed.

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Abolish FReepathons.

Go monthly!!


1 posted on 10/15/2013 12:15:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I didn’t think women had to ride with the pigs once they were married.


2 posted on 10/15/2013 12:17:31 PM PDT by deadrock (I am someone else.)
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To: nickcarraway

Perhaps the entire honeymoon was a forgettable event for the groom.


3 posted on 10/15/2013 12:19:56 PM PDT by 353FMG ( I don't say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: nickcarraway
what's the German translation of :
NO MORE NOOKIE FOR YOU THIS WEEK!

4 posted on 10/15/2013 12:20:32 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: 353FMG

How can you say that when she was so worn out she had to sleep it off.


5 posted on 10/15/2013 12:21:57 PM PDT by Venturer (Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
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To: nickcarraway

Oh this is rich.


6 posted on 10/15/2013 12:23:07 PM PDT by novascotianative
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To: skinkinthegrass

YERWANKINYEROWNSHLONG


7 posted on 10/15/2013 12:23:20 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: nickcarraway
Fahrvergnügen.

-PJ

8 posted on 10/15/2013 12:25:24 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: nickcarraway

Forget h*ll!


9 posted on 10/15/2013 12:26:06 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: nickcarraway

I accidentally drove off without my girlfriend...ONCE.


10 posted on 10/15/2013 12:28:38 PM PDT by apoxonu
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To: apoxonu

LOL. Probably still have the hand mark on your cheek to remind you of that one.


11 posted on 10/15/2013 12:30:04 PM PDT by Patriot95
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To: nickcarraway
The woman had been sleeping in the back but got up - unbeknownst to the man - to use the toilets and he drove off before she returned.

He is technically not guilty.

12 posted on 10/15/2013 12:30:22 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Mr. K
*snickering*
..it's all Greek (German) to me.

13 posted on 10/15/2013 12:30:27 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Political Junkie Too

“But Honey, I was driving a VW.” I could see this actually being a commercial.


14 posted on 10/15/2013 12:30:36 PM PDT by Patriot95
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To: nickcarraway

Better than shoving your new husband off a cliff to his death:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3075340/posts


15 posted on 10/15/2013 12:36:40 PM PDT by BBB333 (Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m guessing she doesn’t snore, so that’s good.


16 posted on 10/15/2013 12:41:03 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Might as well divorce her now — she will never let him forget it and will make him pay dearly for this.


17 posted on 10/15/2013 12:50:43 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: nickcarraway

Das ist die vorgettenliepskinpolka, mein schatz!


18 posted on 10/15/2013 1:22:18 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.)))
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