Skip to comments.Burger King Japanís New Ninja Burger Comes with a Huge Hulking Slab of Bacon
Posted on 10/16/2013 2:30:32 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Bacon might be the least ninja ingredient out there. Aside from being bright-ass red, its scent alone has the power to send every fat kid (or fat kid at heart) running from within at least a three mile radius. Still, we wouldnt want our ninja burgers made any other way. Starting October 25, Burger King Japan is rolling out a black-bunned hamburger called the Black Ninja. Like most of the countrys other chromatically-challenged eats, the BN gets its hue from the bamboo charcoal used to make it, which in this case, also happens to impart a nice smoky smell. But the weirdness doesnt stop there. Nope. Because apparently the ninja theme here isnt so much sneaky as hidden in plain sight, the Black Ninja comes fully loaded with a Whopper patty, fresh onions, lettuce, mayonnaise, hash browns, and a huge hulking slab of you guessed it BERCERN. [Insert joke about high blood pressure being the REAL sneaky killer, here]
Read more at http://foodbeast.com/2013/10/11/burger-king-japans-new-ninja-burger-comes-with-a-huge-hulking-slab-of-bacon/#gQJTGtQsmjkdoWvA.99
It’ll never work in the US, race card fools will get all wound up about “black ninja” and it’s not really “black” anyway. It’s blue and most people won’t eat blue food, in the US anyway.
WTH is BERCERN?
What??? no cheese?/
I’d hit it.
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