Posted on 10/16/2013 6:03:53 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
An ill-advised attempt to break into a safe with a welding torch wound up costing two men their lives.
According to investigators in New Hampshire, the thieves were using a welding torch to crack open the safe when they accidentally set off fireworks stored inside.
Police say the two were trying to open up the four-foot-high, concrete-lined safe with an oxyacetylene torch at a landscaping shop when the explosion occurred.
WCVB reports the resulting explosion was so powerful that it blew the huge safe through the building, landing it outside.
Investigators don't believe the men knew there were fireworks inside the safe. Lucas Bourke and Ethan Keeler, both 21, were killed in the blast.
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Bet the owner of the safe gets sued.
LOL, Instant Karma!
Just add idiots!
good way to get rid of thieves.
karma
If the case can be made that the fireworks were actually a form of booby trap, he’ll go to prison. But I doubt it can.
And, frankly, a safe is the “safest” place you can put them. It is very responsible. Sometimes you can’t protect people from their own stupid acts.
So two aspiring Rhodes scholars lose their lives trying to test their welding skills. It’s just a damn shame. (snicker)
Someone should cue up Nelson Muntz.
This is obviously an OSHA violation.
Thieves have a civil right to be safe while pursuing their chosen occupation.
I’ll bet the problem is that these were professional grade fireworks and, while some fireworks are legal for individual purchase in NH, these sort probably require a license to use or even possess.
Sounds like they blowed up pretty good.
They were tossed “about sixteen feet in teh air” according to the video.
“Ha, you didn’t expect THAT now, did ya?!” -Sheogorath, from Skyrim.
Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you right in the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon your gonna be dead
Well I mean, how inconsiderate not to warn potential burglars that there were fireworks inside.
(That’s sarcasm, son)
LOL!
Karma’s a b!tch.
Is there surveillance footage? Would love to see that “BWA-WOOOM!!!”
You know, I’ll bet these two Einsteins would have thought such a warning was just a bogus sign to try to scare them away.
WOw, now the news is the Real Life version of the Coyote and Road Runner series.
Was the name of the Place, Acme landscaping and Fireworks? :)
Poor thieves can not safely torch a safe.
Boy! Talk about a hostile work place.
What is this country coming to.
They’ll have a hard time proving it was the illegal ones.
Actually, that's a pretty good idea. Put a sticker on the outside of a safe that says, "Danger--Fireworks Stored Inside. The use of a torch to open the safe could result in serious injury or death." Subtitle--"Are you feeling lucky, punk?"
Looks like they Set Them Up The Bomb real good!
Any forensic investigator worthy of the title will be able to identify the fireworks and the owner has already stipulated as much. Commercial grade fireworks do not have all the bright packaging retail fireworks have and the building, while damaged, was not burned to the ground. If they were retail fireworks, one would expect to find lots of shredded packaging.
That would be a thought crime and impossible to prove. I may start
storing 10-lbs of powder and some primers in my safe. To keep it
safe and dry of course.
I like to think that just for a couple of seconds, he stood there motionless while micro-fractures spread rapidly across his entire blackened body, and then he blinked twice before collapsing into a pile of rubble.
That would be a thought crime and impossible to prove.
Yeah. Especially since it is easy to make the case that he was storing them in the safest place he knew.
I was just thinking of the guy who’s shop got burglarized so many times he set up a booby trap with a shotgun at a “burglary entery point”. Sure enough, he killed himself a burglar.
Personally, I see it as catching a mouse in a mouse trap. Apparently the state sees it differently.
Doubt it was fireworks? More likely it was dynamite since this was a landscaping company. And yes, the safe would be a logical place to store dynamite.
Yeap, sounds like the thing to do is fill all the void spaces in your safe with kegs of smokeless powder.
You owe me a keyboard.....
Don’t worry— at their funerals, they’ll be canonized as really good boys that were just starting to turn their lives around. They loved their mothers and kittens and their kids they’ve had by various girlfriends, and even helped their friends move a refrigerator once. Real Saints, they were...
Well, at least they went out with a bang.
Live by the torch...die by the torch.
Sure-fire Darwin Award nominees....
The owner has already stipulated that it was fireworks and I believe dynamite can be burned w/o exploding.
Indeed, dynamite doesn’t explode when burned. It just burns. :-)
As well they should. What if the mouse is a firefighter breaking through the door to put out a fire?
They should have taken their welding and torch skills to
North Dakota and made a living. They were young.
Now, .. welll..
Good point.
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