Skip to comments.NFL WEEK 7 PICKS - OCT 17 - 21
Posted on 10/17/2013 3:39:40 AM PDT by Bender2
Thursday Oct 17
Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
Sunday Oct 20
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins
Chicago Bears at Washington Redskins
Cincinnati Bengals at Detroit Lions
Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles
Houston Texans at Kansas City Chiefs
New England Patriots at New York Jets
San Diego Chargers at Jacksonville Jaguars
St. Louis Rams at Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons
San Francisco 49ers at Tennessee Titans
Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland Browns at Green Bay Packers
Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts
Monday Oct 21
Minnesota Vikings at New York Giants
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Now, for Week 7, here are my picks you can take to the bank:
Thursday Night Feetball is a real fowl... affair and the bird Bob Costas* will be knee deep as the Seahags notch up another win at the Red Byrds' expense
Sunday finds the Phins eating the Buffalopes' lunch
Da Bears see a UFO and shoot it down only to find out it is the Redskins' new politically correct... nickname
TCU North makes the Bankrupt Bozs pay the bill
Sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are going to get whipped by my Old Dallas... Texans and new hero, Big Chief Andy
Okay, okay, big! Your Pattycakes get a win against dem Jersey Jets
Chargers at Jags and again you have to ask?
I see the Yews geting Camshafted
Vick's Old Black Byrds sink the Buckin' Ears
I'm throwing Allegra a bone and picking her Old Earlers over the 69ers
Crabshack Joe gets the Stoolers back in the loser column
Though it pains me to say it, big's Packerwackers beat the Cleveland Brownskins
Mile High Manning comes home to Indy and leaves with all the Colts stump broken
Monday Night the Viqueens and Jersey Jints meet with one win between them and when the evening is over, Pharmboy will be tickled pink
Now, my Boys will be visiting the Iggles and they will be returning home... with a victory
BTW The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking... it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." After a beat, he adds, "What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto sat up and looked down. "It tell me... someone stole the tent.
Seattle Seahawks beat the Cards
Sunday Oct 20
Dolphins over Bills...
Bears beat the Deadskins...
Lions surprise and beat the Bungles...
Eagles down the 'Boys...
KC effectively ends the Texans' season...
Pats continue their dominance of the Jets...
Chargers continue the Jags' woes...
Cam Newton goes wild against the Rams...
Falcons get a win, but it's already too little too late...
Niners over the Titans...
Baltimore Ravens over the Men of Steel...
Packers waltz at Lambeau over the Browns...
Denver Broncos stay unbeaten...
Monday Oct 21
Giants finally get in the 'W' column
Philly over Dallas by a FG
Well I think my Raiders on bye weekend I hate to say I stick up my nose up in the air
I think your Cowpokes over Iggles LOL!
Dirty Birds I don’t know
>>Well I think my Raiders on bye weekend <<
And they will still lose...
Hi, Mr. Peabody... where are we going today?
To the future, Sherman... to see the New York Giants break their losing streak.
Okay, I've set the Wayback Machine for Monday Night... when the Vikings play the Giants.
No, Sherman, set the date... for 15 years in the future--
Gee, Mr. Peabody, if the Giants are that bad... how will they finally win a game 15 years in the future?
Look there and see how 15 years in the future, Coach Coughlin... will direct Eli Manning to win a game--
Well, Mr. Peabody, that is sure a new wrinkle... on the Shotgun Spread!
In the future, Sherman, the Giants will call it... the M-1 Carbine Spread--
Hey, I report... you decide--
If the Giants lose Monday night, Coughlin’s gone. If they win, he’s still gone at the end of the season.
It'll be fascinating to see Romo's stock collapse as he throws yet another game losing INT..now, instead of cussing at the TV..fans can call their broker and scream SELL
Once when Earl Campbell... wasn't able to finish a 1-mile conditioning run, Bum said, "Well, when it's 1st and a mile... I won't give it to him."
"Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much... you can get players to do."
"The harder we played... the behinder we got."
Ya know, Sid Gillman once tell me that breaking down film was better than sex. I replied, "Sid... you must not be doing it right."
Of course, Allegra's favorite is this: "Now tell, me, son, ain't this much better... than kissing Jerry' ass?"
To Bum, he never lost a game... time just ran out--
Hey, this goes to show the experts are as bad at this as we are!
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