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13 More of the Worst Products for Men Ever Created
artofmanliness. ^

Posted on 10/18/2013 3:02:22 PM PDT by virgil283

"...more hilarious and quite questionable inventions that were sold to men. The funny thing about these products is that most are advertised with a money back guarantee. It makes me wonder how these companies ever made money...."

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: males; top10; worstproducts
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1 posted on 10/18/2013 3:02:22 PM PDT by virgil283
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To: virgil283

they still sell that strap on nose contraption? It’s for a friend.


2 posted on 10/18/2013 3:07:11 PM PDT by albie
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To: virgil283

Is Obamacare on the list?


3 posted on 10/18/2013 3:07:45 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: virgil283
they got nothing on this...

4 posted on 10/18/2013 3:08:21 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: albie

I saw a version of it advertised recently. Apparently it is still marketed.


5 posted on 10/18/2013 3:09:05 PM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
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To: virgil283
#14
6 posted on 10/18/2013 3:10:04 PM PDT by JPG (Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
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To: SoCal Pubbie

“Is Obamacare on the list?”
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It is Obama, the Communist creation of Bill Ayers, that should be on the list.


7 posted on 10/18/2013 3:11:09 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: virgil283
This commercial is irritating. Is a parakeet that demanding? I've had several. No.


8 posted on 10/18/2013 3:16:42 PM PDT by lysie
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To: virgil283
Don't forget:


9 posted on 10/18/2013 3:16:52 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Chode
Ooooh, I have one of those...it's wonderful!
10 posted on 10/18/2013 3:17:38 PM PDT by JPG (Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
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To: virgil283
Once upon a time, an entire generation was made to believe their toes were supposed to be higher than their heels. "It's natural, man!" They grew up to be Obama voters, and made their children believe in "global warming"...
 photo 70sABSURDearthshoes_zps0cd4d045.jpg
11 posted on 10/18/2013 3:18:27 PM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Chode

Dika Therm?
Probably covered with a Tesla patent.


12 posted on 10/18/2013 3:20:38 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: virgil283
Socialism

Amberin

Polar Bear coins

Ninety five percent of everything you hear advertised on Rush Limbaugh

13 posted on 10/18/2013 3:21:41 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (You can keep your doctor - if you lock him in your basement.)
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To: virgil283

I’m in the middle of patenting TV remote control that attaches to a man’s penis.

Makes Monday night football much easier.


14 posted on 10/18/2013 3:22:01 PM PDT by Usagi_yo
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

“Dika Therm?” OUCH!
Should be Dila.


15 posted on 10/18/2013 3:23:32 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: virgil283

16 posted on 10/18/2013 3:23:56 PM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: PowderMonkey

I had a pair of those!!! (Unwillingly.) I called them “bricks.”


17 posted on 10/18/2013 3:27:15 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: virgil283
HEY, YO!

AND JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PET ROCK ADS?

18 posted on 10/18/2013 3:27:43 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: virgil283
Prostrate trouble

19 posted on 10/18/2013 3:28:57 PM PDT by BCW (Salva reipublicae)
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To: virgil283; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Nipples for men?


20 posted on 10/18/2013 3:34:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Chode

I don’t even want to know where that thing goes.

LOL


21 posted on 10/18/2013 3:35:34 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: virgil283
Some wizard made millions selling stupid ROCKS!

I kid you not


22 posted on 10/18/2013 3:36:01 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: virgil283

Tweet Pee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLS74t_sI8

Because putting RF and electronics near a baby’s wet reproductive organs is such a good idea.

Not quite for men only...


23 posted on 10/18/2013 3:36:09 PM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: PowderMonkey

There was an absolutely hilarious Barney Miller episode when “Fish” bought a pair of those “Earth Shoes”.


24 posted on 10/18/2013 3:37:18 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: fwdude

So did I. They went well with my polyester leisure suit, and shag haircut. Girlfriends. Never ever let them try to dress you up.


25 posted on 10/18/2013 3:37:20 PM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: JPG
this mutt loves his too...

26 posted on 10/18/2013 3:38:09 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
LOL...
27 posted on 10/18/2013 3:39:56 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: ConradofMontferrat
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PET ROCK ADS .....
28 posted on 10/18/2013 3:39:56 PM PDT by virgil283 (When the sun spins, the cross appears, and the skies burn red)
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To: BCW
the original Roto-Rooter...
29 posted on 10/18/2013 3:41:12 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: BCW

You could make a killing in SanFran with a distributorship.


30 posted on 10/18/2013 3:41:23 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Occupy the DC Mall - take back the monuments)
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To: Chode

South Bend, Ind. < snort >


31 posted on 10/18/2013 3:42:12 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: headstamp 2
scary, isn't it...
32 posted on 10/18/2013 3:42:36 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: andy58-in-nh
oh shite... i dint even see that!
33 posted on 10/18/2013 3:46:19 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Well,,,, wasn’t diathermy a Tesla invention?


34 posted on 10/18/2013 3:48:18 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: virgil283

My dad often told that when he was a young man he purchased a device through the mail guaranteed to kill all flies.

When he got it, it was two little blocks of wood with instructions telling him to place the fly on one block and smash it with the other.


35 posted on 10/18/2013 3:50:14 PM PDT by redfreedom (Republicans = The faux conservative wing of the democrat party.)
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To: JennysCool

Self ping!


36 posted on 10/18/2013 3:51:46 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: Chode

That’s more disturbing than your now defunct bull and matador pic.


37 posted on 10/18/2013 3:56:52 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: virgil283

What’s wrong with the squirrel lamp kit?


38 posted on 10/18/2013 3:56:57 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: lysie
When I see that commercial, I think to myself, who in their right mind would buy that?

An annoying wooden bird...!!!

39 posted on 10/18/2013 3:57:04 PM PDT by Popman (Liberal wars are about killing people for humanitarian reasons...)
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To: DuncanWaring
Why a squirrel lamp when you can get this?


40 posted on 10/18/2013 3:58:35 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
i do believe so, but i doubt he ever thought it'd be used for prostate massage... 8^)
41 posted on 10/18/2013 4:00:40 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: virgil283

I CAN’T stand it, I just CAN’T stand it!!

ROTFFLMAO!!!

I see there are some OLD FOLK still out here, doing the memory thing!


42 posted on 10/18/2013 4:00:42 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: lysie

lol. It’s so life-like too!


43 posted on 10/18/2013 4:04:16 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Salamander; TheOldLady
Finally
Secure enough in my manhood to admit
I used to own a jacket like this.



(But I never, ever had that haircut.)


44 posted on 10/18/2013 4:04:24 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: virgil283
How about middle age men who wear sports jerseys, with the name of a total stranger, to non-sports events? Basketball jerseys, as an example.
45 posted on 10/18/2013 4:04:33 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: PowderMonkey

ummm...they still make Earth Shoes


46 posted on 10/18/2013 4:05:38 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Chode

I gotta say, that’s disturbing


47 posted on 10/18/2013 4:06:36 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: BCW

48 posted on 10/18/2013 4:09:42 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
hummmmm... do you think it should be the new HaHa pic?
49 posted on 10/18/2013 4:11:24 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

“i doubt he ever thought it’d be used for prostate massage”

Ya never know with Tesla!


50 posted on 10/18/2013 4:12:46 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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