Skip to comments.Word for the Day, Monday, October 21, 2013-- procrustean
Posted on 10/21/2013 5:59:05 AM PDT by xsmommy
Word For The Day, Monday, 10/21/13
In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of "Word for the Day".
adjective 1. pertaining to or suggestive of Procrustes. 2. ( often lowercase ) tending to produce conformity by violent or arbitrary means.
Etymology: 1846 in figurative sense of "aiming to produce conformity by arbitrary means," from Procrustes (1583), mythical robber of Attica who seized travelers, tied them to his bed, and either stretched their limbs or lopped of their legs to make them fit it. The name is Gk. Prokroustes "one who stretches," from
Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the Word for the Day in a sentence.
The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day.
The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-)
Practice makes perfect.....post on....
Here is my example with WFTD.
the Obama administration, known for its procrustean methods, takes on bloggers, commentators-- basically anyone who dissents.
Review Thread One: Word For The Day, Thursday 11/14/02: Raffish (Be SURE to check out posts #92 and #111 on this thread!)
Review Thread Two: Word For The Day, Tuesday 1/14/03: Roister
Review Thread Three: Word For The Day, Tuesday 1/28/03: Obdurate
No pushing at the door please!
welcome to class. let’s take this opportunity to update our ping list. Anyone wishing to be added to the WFTD ping list, please let us know, either on the thread or private message. anyone wishing OFF the pinglist, please do the same.
When I was younger, I was anti-crustean.
But as I’ve gained wisdom with age, I can see the advantage of crustyism.
So now, I’m a procrustean.
Oh... I thought it was referring to “crusty”, as in “of substantial age”...
"Hey, you misspelled it. It's pro -crustacean. Meaning, favoring we of the crustacean family who've been oppressed and genocided for centuries.. Now call webster or whatever dictionary company you want and fix that right now."
I’ll have the lobster as I am pro crustacean
This reminds me. I’ve still got to do my morning stretches.
"Back in 1784, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson had to decide whether to appease or stand up to armed Middle Eastern pirates. Sound familiar?
.... The Middle East, a term coined by Alfred Thayer Mahan, one of McCains boyhood idols, is where both American warfare and American diplomacy began in the late 18th century, as our infant republic faced its first post-Revolutionary struggle against the evocatively named Barbary States of the Ottoman Empire.
The regencies of Tripoli, Tunis, and Algiers (future homes of Muammar Qaddafi, Yasser Arafat, and the Islamic Salvation Front, respectively) had been hosting and sponsoring Islamic piracy since the Middle Ages. Scimitar-wielding corsairs would regularly interrupt the flow of trade and traffic along the coasts of North Africa, seizing European vessels and taking their crews into bondage. Cervantes wrote his first play, in the 16th century, about the dread corsairs, and by the 18th, the American colonies had a minor seagoing presence in the Mediterranean protected by the redoubtable British Navy. But the Crown was reluctant to war against so petty an antagonist, preferring to pay tribute to the Barbary States instead, as a shopkeeper would protection money to the mafia. After the U.S. broke away from England and became its own nation, however, the geopolitical dynamics changed, as did the American equanimity with doing business with pirates.
In 1784, corsairs attacked the Betsy, a 300-ton brig that had sailed from Boston to Tenerife Island, about 100 miles off the North African coast, selling her new-made citizens as chattel on the markets of Morocco. The U.S. was not free of its own moral taint of slavery, of course, but it would be impossible to hasten the industrial development that would eventually render the agrarian-plantation economy obsolete if merchant ships could not be assured of safe conduct near the Turkish Porte. Other vessels, such as the Dauphin and Maria, were also seized, this time by Algiers, and the horrifying experiences of their captive passengers relayed back home were the cause for outrage. James Leander Cathcart described the dungeon in which he was being kept as perfectly dark where the slaves sleep four tiers deep many nearly naked, and few with anything more than an old tattered blanket to cover them in the depth of winter.
In response, Thomas Jefferson, then the Minister to France, suggested a multilateral approach of what we would now term deterrence. He asked that Spain, Portugal, Naples, Denmark, Sweden and France enter into a coalition with America to dissuade the regencies from their criminal assaults on life, liberty and the pursuit of international commerce. As Michael Oren, in his magisterial history Power, Faith, and Fantasy: America in the Middle East: 1776 to Present relates, By deterring, rather than appeasing, Barbary, the United States would preserve its economy and send an unambiguous message to potentially hostile powers. Jefferson thought it would impress Europe if America could do what Europe had failed to do for centuries and beat back the persistent thuggery of Islamists. It will procure us respect, said the author of the Declaration of Independence. And respect is a safeguard to interest.
This sober judgment fused the cold calculations of latter-day realism with the morality behind revolutionary interventionism: not only would America protect its citizens from plunder and foreign slaveholding; it would ensure that other countries under Christendom were similarly protected.
Though Jefferson found a stalwart Continental ally in a former one, the Marquis de Lafayette, France squelched the idea of a NATO made of buckshot and cannon. While waiting for funds that would never come from Congress for the construction of a 150-gun navy, the sage of Monticello resigned himself to further diplomacy with the enemy. In 1785, he dispatched John Lamb, a Connecticut businessman, to secure the release of hostages in Algiers, held by its dynastic sovereign Hassan Dey. Lamb failed ignominiously.
At the same time, John Adams, then minister to England, agreed to receive the pasha of Tripoli, Abd al-Rahman al-Ajar, in his London quarters to discuss a possible peace deal. Adams described his interlocutor as a man who looked all pestilence and war, a suspicion that was soon confirmed by the pashas demand of 30,000 guineas for his statelet, plus a 3,000 guinea gratuity for himself. He also did Adams the favor of estimating what it would cost the U.S. to broker a similar deal with Tunis, Morocco and Algiers the total price for blackmail would be about $1 million, or a tenth the annual budget of the United States.
Adams was incensed. It would be more proper to write [of his meeting with Abd al-Rahman] for the New York Theatre, he thundered. He agreed with Jefferson that a military response was increasingly likely, but Adams doubted his countrys economic ability to sustain it. For the short term, he thought it better to offer one Gift of two hundred Thousand Pounds rather than forfeit a Million annually in trade revenue, which the pirates were sure to disrupt. Not long thereafter, Jefferson joined him in London to prevent the universal and horrible War and reach an accord with the refractory envoy from Tripoli. Both gentlemen of the Enlightenment, and comrades in revolution, affirmed Americas desire for peace, its respect for all nations, and suggested a treaty of lasting friendship with the regency. Abd al-Rahman listened well, but his reply was one that would shock modern ears less than it did those of the two Founding Fathers:
written in the Koran, that all Nations who should not have acknowledged [the Muslims] authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon wheoever they could find and to make Slaves of all they could take as prisoners, and that every Mussulman who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise.
Here's a sandwich that should satisfy both anti- and procrusteans.
You left out #3. The extension of #2...
The Obama Presidency.
I’ll share my pie crust recipe if you’ll keep me on your ping list!
You like deep dish pizza with thick crust? You’re procrustean.
After a week of camping, I get some serious procrustes in my skivvies. Yuck.
B is for spongebob? A+++ ; )
Please send me your updated ping list so I may adjust mine in procrustean fashion.
ProCrusty from the gym will be there to help you with that ; ) A++++
hahaha good one! A++++
Please add me to the WFTD ping list!
This project at work lacks resources, money, and time, but management’s procrustean ways force me to get it done anyway.
oh yes! please do!! A+++
At first I thought you said you wanted to be added to the WTFD ping list!
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and TMI! A+++
A+++ will let you know after i get some responses!
A+++ glad to have you!
i thought so too!
The Ol' Procrustyean pantsuits will probably figure [sic] prominently in the upcoming 2016 campaign...
OMG that pic is HILARIOUS! her expression, her GIRTH, and that COLOR!! LOLOLOL@@
The Obamacare phone number was apparently selected by Hector Salamanca.
We know Bill won’t touch that, bit man...Huma must be hard core.
Guess it’s an Anne Heche kinda thing. At least Ellen Degenerate was cute.
Obama’s minions screwed up
In blaming the wretched mess
On software and the website
But why is anybody’s guess
When attempting to employ
Procrustean methods to sway
Business to their thinking
Online vendors began to say
How outdated and inefficient
Was the software costing so much
And Obama is in the rose garden
Proving he is out of touch...
We are adrift in a lifeboat, and the emperor really, really has no clothes...
To be fair, it is Pumpkin season.
Maybe she has a tramp stamp that says, “Peter,Peter”
To be fair, it is Pumpkin season.
Maybe she has a tramp stamp that says, “Peter,Peter”
chilly here today and still they are fainting for that jackass. anyone who read the left behind series, (i am looking at you, whyisa) will recall the fainting and stuff at the antichrist rallies.
I don’t understand how she can have such a wide ass and thunder thighs when the rest of her doesn’t match...
it’s an unfortunate pear shape. some women get stuck with that, unfortunately. my SIL is a bit that way.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought about the antichrist thing...
On Saturday, it was like a ghost town here-I was one of only two customers in the general store-the owner was working the checkout, and when I remarked on the eerie quiet, she said she expected to look around and find herself looking at empty vehicles, empty store, and clothes flapping in the breeze at the deserted flea market across the road, just like in Left Behind. I thought about that all the way home, and it gave me the creeps...
Thank you! I wish some enterprising journalist would offer one of those faux fainters something they want-like real money and a TV appearance-to tell what they were paid and by whom to fake a faint in public...
Bullet in the knee works much more quickly.
that series has definitely stayed with me as far as picturing the end. my Sat was spent in a series of bridal stores, no one was raptured up out of them bc it was full and busy. by and large our experience has been a good one. we did have one b!tchwoman from H@!! on Saturday, which made for a good story. It was a snooty place, but we can handle the snooty. this woman insisted on telling xsteen [who will turn 25 on Friday!] that she would never find what she wanted [a wedding dress with long sleeves] when we have been to enough places to know that if a dress has any sort of sleeve at all they can put a long sleeve on it for you. xsteen wants a sweetheart neckline with lace overlay. B!tchwoman says, do you have boobs? i can’t tell with what you are wearing but given how small you are i’m guessing not— well the flatchested would be better served with a v neck, yada yada. then when it became clear that they really didn’t have anything that she liked regardless of price [she asked up front what our budget was, i said we didn’t have one, since she has not been able to find anything that she wants] she said, what about bridesmaid dresses? are you as picky about those as your gown? I am not making any of this up, these are verbatim quotes. We came home and as i was relating it to xshub, we went on Yelp and started looking for reviews and this place was universally listed as the WORST place to go, bc they are rude, nasty etc. The woman that waited on us was the owner’s daughter. I honestly don’t know how they stay in biz with that attitude. it was so far and away diff than anywhere else we went. All three of these salons were in Old Town Alexandria. the last place had something she really liked and the ladies were extremely nice and can alter it to add long sleeves.
The Spanish Inquisition dragged on in a Procrustean fashion.