Skip to comments.Got my Obama Care Packet Today
Posted on 10/21/2013 11:47:25 AM PDT by t1b8zs
Got My Obama Care Packet Today
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet from the White House.
* An aspirin and a band-aid.
* An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody poster
* A 'Tax the Rich' banner
* An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
* An application for food stamps
* A prayer rug
* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made/printed in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
Well, it’s pretty funny.
What? They left out the life size blow up Al Sharpton yard doll?
You really should demand they send it.
Dang. They left out the smelling salts for when you get the vapors listening to Obama selling Obamacare to the rubes.
You got ripped off. You only received an application for food stamps, I got cash and a pre-loaded EBT card. So there!
These needs to be sent out to all 'rat supporters.
No voter registration application that was prepared with Democrat already checked?
All I got was a rock.
Don’t forget your IRS reminder notice: pay the US government or crony insurance company.
Oh hardihar, very funny, thanks.
That one’s been making the chain email circuit.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Needs the black, opaque “Don’t Panic” glasses that came with the old Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy video game. Anytime you start panicking, you can put those on, and you won’t be able to see whatever is frightening you.
I'm looking forward to receiving MY package!
Fortunately, I am fluent in Spanish.
Chinese? Not so much.
If they send you any “wooden bars of soap” and send strangers in uniforms who ask if you want a ride in a boxcar, don’t go.
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