Police: Woman Slapped Sleeping Man With Fish

UPI ^ | Oct. 21, 2013

[nickcarraway]

Police in Sweden said they are investigating a man's allegations a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleeping. Investigators said the Nykoping man, who is in his 60s, called authorities to report he was awakened from a nap by a slap across the face from a woman wielding a mackerel, The Local.se reported Monday.

The man also alleged the woman stole $310 from him and took food from his refrigerator.

The woman, who is also in her 60s, is known to the man, police said.

"They might live together sometimes," Mikael Larsson of the Nykoping police told the Sodermanlands Nyheter newspaper.

The incident is being investigated as an assault, police said.

[nickcarraway]

Luca Brasi slapped with the fishes.

[cripplecreek]

Smackeral

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o

[miss marmelstein]

I knew someone would mention the boys at Monty Python!

[Paladin2]

Holy Smackeral, she apparently did it for the Halibut, unless it’s some kind of new entry in the Urban Dictionary..

[gundog]

“slapped with a mackerel” has always been a favorite expression of mine.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I see it’s also a sport;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8

[dfwgator]

[Pan_Yan]

a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleeping

Is that what they call it in Sweden?

[3Fingas]

“The 454th fastest growing participation sport in the world..” LOL :-D

[a fool in paradise]

I hate when that happens.

[a fool in paradise]

I hate when that happens.

[Hardastarboard]

Do they have trailer parks in Sweden?

[a fool in paradise]

“That doesn’t qualify as rape-rape.” - Whoopi Goldeberg

[ifinnegan]

Fish Slap Dance. Yes.

It has become reality.

[Sir Napsalot]

More to the story that was not revealed in this fish tale. imo.

Maybe because the woman wanted tuna, told the man to get tuna, then the man came home with something totally different?

Just be glad the guy didn’t have crabs (or lobsters) in the fridge then.

[HiTech RedNeck]

They care more about the mackerel slap than the burglary and thefts?

[Revolting cat!]

After waking up, he said, “I dreamt about, well, I can’t really say on a family forum, but it smelled like fish!”

[SeaHawkFan]

I guess he shouldn’t have told her she smelled like a three day-old salmon.

[driftdiver]

She called him a flounder for sitting on his bass and not giving crappie while always drinking beer with his grouper and being a bit snapper with her.