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Shellie Zimmerman Arrested! Slaps Hat Off White Castle Night Mgr. Mistakes for George (Satire)

Posted on 10/22/2013 6:40:37 AM PDT by lee martell

Key West Florida. Shellie Zimmerman, estranged wife of George Zimmerman, whose acquittal for the killing of Trayvon Martin shocked the nation, was briefly incarcerated this morning after a case of Assault and Battery witnessed by an off duty policeman. Shellie was making her usual 2am purchase of double cheeseburger and fries at the new White Castle restaurant on Duval St. when she thought she saw her husband behind the counter flipping her order. George Zimmerman has been more or less missing since one month ago, after a very publicized episode of domestic discord. Shellie and her lawyers have sought Mr. Zimmerman's whereabout in order to serve him with her request for a Divorce. Shellie yelled at the cook, actually the night manager, saying "Where is the $50,000. you promised me if I defended you? Where is my money? I want my fifty thousand dollars!" The cook, a Carlos Peligro decided to ignore her. If its' two in the morning at the White Castle, its not uncommon to meet customers who have been drinking and get a little loud. The fact that he ignored her, turned his back and continued grilling her onions only served to enrage Shellie. Shellie then walked around the counter, to the grill cook, spun him around and knocked his paper hat off with her left hand.

All this time Officer Mike Keller had been sitting a few feet away eating his glazed Bear Claw, watching her, waiting to see how far she would go. Officer Mike ordered Shellie to take her hand off the cook, and go to her seat. After much argument and with new customers coming in to be served, Shellie was removed from the White Castle and taken to the nearby Precinct. Ms. Zimmerman was later released on bail after contacting her lawyer. A court date is set for Dec. 17th. Ms. Zimmerman continued to repeat "I thought it was him, I thought it was him".


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For this to be considered funny; every f*cking comedian in the world has died, the concept of comedy has not been realized, or it has been posted for the consideration of a bunch of f*cking retards.


21 posted on 10/22/2013 12:47:29 PM PDT by tupac (the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe)
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