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1 posted on 10/22/2013 6:40:37 AM PDT by lee martell
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Submit that to The Onion!


2 posted on 10/22/2013 6:44:28 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: lee martell

I want my fifty thousand dollars...and an sack of 10 jalapeno sliders...and a diet Coke...TO GO!


3 posted on 10/22/2013 6:49:53 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: lee martell

Is this “spoda-be” humorous?
Close but I don’t recall any WC in the keys.A Waffle House in Dustin or somewhere up that way maybe.


4 posted on 10/22/2013 6:50:45 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: lee martell

Its tough being famous.


5 posted on 10/22/2013 6:53:01 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: lee martell
"Officer Mike Keller had been sitting a few feet away eating his glazed Bear Claw...."

I though you said it was "satire"?

8 posted on 10/22/2013 7:08:50 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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There is nothing funny about the way the left has persecuted and tried to destroy the Zimmerman’s lives. This kind of stuff belongs on a liberal site.


9 posted on 10/22/2013 7:21:23 AM PDT by Essie
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To: lee martell

Don’t quit your day job.


10 posted on 10/22/2013 7:22:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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What’s she doing out at that hour? That’s just not wise.


14 posted on 10/22/2013 7:54:31 AM PDT by lurk
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To: lee martell

The first sentence is a massive lie, so no point in reading further.


16 posted on 10/22/2013 8:30:20 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: lee martell
Few things will get you attention around here like posting a mediocre vanity satire. Trust me, I know. After a couple of third degree burn flaming disasters I decided to stick to snarky comments. Best of luck.
18 posted on 10/22/2013 8:40:51 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: lee martell
HAH!

"Carlos Peligro" = Carlos DANGER

20 posted on 10/22/2013 9:04:26 AM PDT by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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To: lee martell

For this to be considered funny; every f*cking comedian in the world has died, the concept of comedy has not been realized, or it has been posted for the consideration of a bunch of f*cking retards.


21 posted on 10/22/2013 12:47:29 PM PDT by tupac (the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe)
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