This reminds me so much of a book I was forced to read back in High School, actually, a short story. The Metamorphosis, By F. Kafka, is a story were a single man about 30y/o living with his parents wakes up after a nap only to find himself transformed into a giant roach. I was so glad to be done with that assignment, the concept was more than a little disgusting and disturbing.
This guy here, I at first mistook to be a middle aged woman, with her hair in little bobs. He never indicates whether or not he’s housebroken, or pretends to still be learning what not to do.
I didn’t see any bobs.