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Hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet
Reuters ^ | 10/24/2013 | Reuters

Posted on 10/25/2013 11:57:18 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

OSLO - A Norwegian hunter took aim at a moose, but missed and accidentally hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin on Thursday, police said.

The bullet whizzed past the animal, pierced the wooden wall behind it and struck the man, in his seventies, in the stomach, the force told public broadcaster NRK.

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: moose
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1 posted on 10/25/2013 11:57:18 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Amazing shot


2 posted on 10/25/2013 11:59:07 AM PDT by molson209 (Hillary Clinton)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Enjoy what? Negligent discharge of a weapon?


3 posted on 10/25/2013 11:59:36 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Responsibility2nd
It's the second week of moose camp....
4 posted on 10/25/2013 12:02:11 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I was mindin my own damned business when WHAM!


5 posted on 10/25/2013 12:03:05 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Well, this may answer the question of how 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year! (That statement is #12 on an email list of bizarre “facts” that are supposedly true.)


6 posted on 10/25/2013 12:03:17 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Responsibility2nd

Paging the Schofield Kid.


7 posted on 10/25/2013 12:05:31 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Responsibility2nd

It’s a crapshoot.


8 posted on 10/25/2013 12:05:46 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Responsibility2nd
Blah blah blah sister blah blah cheese blah blah bl-blah shower blah blah stuned beeber blah.
9 posted on 10/25/2013 12:05:53 PM PDT by tnlibertarian (Shut 'er down and leave it.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet

Perhaps he would have been a better shot if he wasn't on the toilet.

10 posted on 10/25/2013 12:06:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SparkyBass
It’s a crapshoot.


11 posted on 10/25/2013 12:06:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd
Rule 4: Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
12 posted on 10/25/2013 12:10:12 PM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Is John's moustache long enough YET?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


13 posted on 10/25/2013 12:11:14 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

ALLEGED TARGET


14 posted on 10/25/2013 12:12:05 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: dfwgator

I looked at the headline and thought

“Gee, I can understand the Hunter missing his moose and all - but that’s no reason to shoot a man on the toiet!”


15 posted on 10/25/2013 12:12:45 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
sounds like, Wild Alaska (the cable reality show)

16 posted on 10/25/2013 12:18:12 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Quick Mike was warned.


17 posted on 10/25/2013 12:19:11 PM PDT by Squeako (The radicals are the wolves. The moderates are the wolves in sheep's clothing.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Well, the Norwegian nunterrs left with guns are those politically correct who do not have Jewish connections and who read the koran. And who wouldn’t shoot something Sarah Palin would shoot.

Of course they shoot toilets.


18 posted on 10/25/2013 12:20:05 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I miss my moose. He left in the spring and never came back.


19 posted on 10/25/2013 12:20:57 PM PDT by relictele ("An elective despotism was not the government we fought for..." - James Madison)
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To: Responsibility2nd
struck the man, in his seventies, in the stomach,

Er, what?

Unless the cabin was on a rise there is no way a shot at a moose could hit a sitting man in the stomach.

Perhaps he was trying to kneecap the moose?

Did anyone check to see if the moose had any major gambling debts he had not paid?

20 posted on 10/25/2013 12:21:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“and struck the man, in his seventies,”

One of the worst places to be shot.

What’s the Obamacare code for “shot by a moose hunter while sitting on the toilet”?


21 posted on 10/25/2013 12:24:31 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Heh, heh, heh. You missed me, sucker!


22 posted on 10/25/2013 12:26:17 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet

That moose must have been really special.

23 posted on 10/25/2013 12:27:16 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: Hugin

What’s the Obamacare code for “shot by a moose hunter while sitting on the toilet”?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I know this one! It’s DP. A very common ObamaCare code.

Stands for Death Panel.

That’s the prescription.


24 posted on 10/25/2013 12:28:18 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: RckyRaCoCo
That moose must have been really special.

The fact he misses the moose is no reason for him to take it out on the man on the toilet.

25 posted on 10/25/2013 12:30:15 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro

Moose bites can be nasti.


26 posted on 10/25/2013 12:30:58 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.)
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To: dfwgator

Maybe the MAN bit his sister?


27 posted on 10/25/2013 12:31:46 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Quick, find out if Dick Cheney was in Norway.


28 posted on 10/25/2013 12:32:00 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd
It's the old geezers fault....he should have been using
29 posted on 10/25/2013 12:34:43 PM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Responsibility2nd
What a crappy way to go.

30 posted on 10/25/2013 12:34:57 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: Responsibility2nd
SH!T, this thread might get a hundred posts...if not, it will be a crappy thread, worthy of flushing.

That was bad, really bad.

5.56mm

31 posted on 10/25/2013 12:35:54 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: SparkyBass

32 posted on 10/25/2013 12:36:56 PM PDT by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000*)
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To: Hugin

I thought simply getting shot in my 6 or 12 positions would be horrible...to get shot in my 70’s...egads!


33 posted on 10/25/2013 12:39:55 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: relictele

I miss my moose. He left in the spring and never came back....He ran off with my sister.


34 posted on 10/25/2013 12:42:04 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

A moose hunter once shot my sister.


35 posted on 10/25/2013 12:42:23 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Safetgiver
I miss my moose. He left in the spring and never came back....He ran off with my sister.

Just damn! My condolences.

5.56mm

36 posted on 10/25/2013 12:44:09 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe

“The bullet whizzed past the animal...”

I see what they did there.


37 posted on 10/25/2013 12:46:09 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I shot a moose once. I was hunting in upstate New York, and I shot a moose. And I strap him onto the fender of my car, and I’m driving along the West Side Highway. But what I didn’t realize was that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased his scalp, knocking him unconscious.

And I’m driving through the Holland Tunnel and the moose wakes up. So I’m driving with a live moose on my fender and the moose is signaling for a turn. And there’s a law in New York State against driving with a conscious moose on your fender, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

And I’m very panicky. And then it hits me—some friends of mine are having a costume party. I’ll go. I’ll take the moose. I’ll ditch him at the party. It won’t be my responsibility. So I drive up to the party and I knock on the door, and the moose is next to me. My host comes to the door. I say, ‘Hello, you know the Solomons.’ We enter. The moose mingles. Did very well. Scored. Some guy was trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half.
Twelve o’clock comes, they give out prizes for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkowitzes, a married couple dressed as a moose. The moose comes in second. The moose is furious. He and the Berkowitzes lock antlers in the living room. They knock each other unconscious. Now, I figure, here’s my chance. I grab the moose, strap him on my fender, and shoot back to the woods. But I’ve got the Berkowitzes. So I’m driving along with two Jewish people on my fender. And there’s a law in New York State, Tuesday, Thursday, and especially Saturday....

The following morning, the Berkowitzes wake up in the woods in a moose suit. Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed, and mounted at the New York Athletic Club. And the joke is on them, ‘cause it’s restricted.

—Woody Allen


38 posted on 10/25/2013 12:46:27 PM PDT by Loyalist
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’ll bet that guy on the toilet about $hit when the bullet crashed through the wall and into his gut.


39 posted on 10/25/2013 1:06:08 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Waiting for next tagline.)
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To: Safetgiver
In Sweden, I think they call a *moose* an elk.


40 posted on 10/25/2013 1:14:27 PM PDT by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000*)
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To: Responsibility2nd
A møøse man sitting on a tøïlët once bit my sister.
41 posted on 10/25/2013 1:21:10 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Responsibility2nd

Moose are really messed up looking animals. They’re probably often mistaken as men sitting on toilets.


42 posted on 10/25/2013 1:49:38 PM PDT by familyop
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To: M Kehoe
Was the moose standing on/near the house?


43 posted on 10/25/2013 6:57:27 PM PDT by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000*)
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