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Meet Mr. Balls, Brazilís Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot
Digital Deconstruction ^ | 10/24/2013 | Jeff Cormier

Posted on 10/26/2013 6:58:12 AM PDT by Beave Meister

A Brazilian testicular cancer awareness group has created a mascot for the cause that is beyond disturbing. Say hello to Mr. Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”, the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum that will cause a lifetime of nightmares for anyone who lays eyes on him.

The little curly hairs are an especially nice touch.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aca; brasil; brazil; cancer; congress; education; health; liberals; mrballs; obamacare; senhortesticulo; testicularcancer
All I can say is WTF........
1 posted on 10/26/2013 6:58:12 AM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

Sponge Bob Square Balls— very original and inguinally centered. What sheer idiocy. Brazil, land of great great inequities. The least of their worries.


2 posted on 10/26/2013 7:02:43 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Beave Meister

“Senhor Testiculo” — Carlos Danger?


3 posted on 10/26/2013 7:04:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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4 posted on 10/26/2013 7:06:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Beave Meister
Señor! Stay away from Hillary!


5 posted on 10/26/2013 7:07:28 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: BenLurkin
Mr. Balls controls my every motivation in life.

I am a slave to Mr. Balls.

6 posted on 10/26/2013 7:08:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Beave Meister

Isn’t that special.

A PREVIEW of Barack Hussein Obama’s Halloween Costume.


7 posted on 10/26/2013 7:09:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: Beave Meister

I guess the name “Scrotie” was already taken.


8 posted on 10/26/2013 7:11:10 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Beave Meister

just reading the description was enough to make me say, “ewwww!”


9 posted on 10/26/2013 7:11:32 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: BenLurkin

10 posted on 10/26/2013 7:12:37 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

He’ll have to ask ValJar if he can have them back for an evening.


11 posted on 10/26/2013 7:12:39 AM PDT by MissMagnolia (You see, truth always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition. I pick truth. (John Ransom))
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To: Beave Meister

Whoever thought this up must have been nuts!


12 posted on 10/26/2013 7:14:01 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

They should be sacked.


13 posted on 10/26/2013 7:14:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Beave Meister

Brazil nuts.


14 posted on 10/26/2013 7:15:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Beave Meister; mikrofon; martin_fierro

"Call for Mr. Balls, Mr. Harry Balls. . . ."

15 posted on 10/26/2013 7:15:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Brazil nuts.)
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To: MissMagnolia

the lockbox is apparantly in the trunk of her chebby volt


16 posted on 10/26/2013 7:19:24 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: Beave Meister

Do they have a comparable breast cancer mascot, “Miss Boobs” or “Senhorita Bra-sil”?


17 posted on 10/26/2013 7:20:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Brazil nuts.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh my God....that’s funny.


18 posted on 10/26/2013 7:22:16 AM PDT by Beave Meister (Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
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To: Beave Meister

"Wow! Just imagine the size of the penis attached to this scrotum!"

(From all the little hickies attached to the sac perhaps Mr. Big has AIDs.)

19 posted on 10/26/2013 7:27:42 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: Beave Meister

That’s sexist.

Although I would like a ribbon for prostate awareness month. One of our hockey teams is wearing pink laces for breast cancer awareness month. They are calling it Octoberbreast.


20 posted on 10/26/2013 7:27:53 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Senator Cruz basically made the Democrats fight for a whole bunch of things that they already had.")
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To: John S Mosby

How dare you insult this famous symbol of today’s children.

Square Bob Hot Pants doesn’t have testicles. He’s asexual.


21 posted on 10/26/2013 7:29:37 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: BenLurkin

if you want to see if that kid can laugh, you give him a test-tickle.


22 posted on 10/26/2013 7:29:47 AM PDT by llevrok (Democrats are LAW-LESS because the GOP is Ball-Less)
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To: IbJensen

They are right inside his “sponge-box” yuk yuk. Hairs and all. Famous symbol of gay “edumacators” of our children, more like.


23 posted on 10/26/2013 7:31:19 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Sirius Lee

Testicles Maximus, praetor of the guard.


24 posted on 10/26/2013 7:32:33 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Beave Meister

“Senhor Testiculo”

Hahahahaha.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA.........BWAHAHAHAHAHA......Whoooo-weee.


25 posted on 10/26/2013 7:35:24 AM PDT by FAA
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To: IbJensen

“Wow! Just imagine the size of the penis attached to this scrotum!”
Paging Mr. Holmes, Mr. John Holmes. Please call lost and found on the white courtesy phone.


26 posted on 10/26/2013 7:55:36 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Signalman

He be dead.

Died of aids as reported on this website eons ago.


27 posted on 10/26/2013 7:56:56 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: BenLurkin
guess i shoulda known better than to look...

28 posted on 10/26/2013 8:11:20 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

29 posted on 10/26/2013 8:25:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Beave Meister; martin_fierro
While in Greece, they've created the faux mythological figure- Testicles
30 posted on 10/26/2013 8:32:18 AM PDT by mikrofon ("The Mighty Testicles")
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To: Ron Jeremy

Did you lose something?


31 posted on 10/26/2013 8:33:11 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Beave Meister

Next week: Brazil unveils its mascot for Erectile Dysfunction.


32 posted on 10/26/2013 8:44:02 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

33 posted on 10/26/2013 9:39:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Beave Meister

“As you know, today we are casting for the lead in a new TV special about Bill Clinton. Can you tell us a little about your previous acting experience?”

“Sure! I played ‘Mr. Balls’ in Brazil.”

“I’m sorry.....did you say you played Mr. Balls in Brazil?”

“Yes.”

“I see. And just what did that entail?”

“I put on a scrotum suit and went to fairs to tell men to check their....well....you know......nutsacks.”

“I have to admit that this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this. Do you have any photos?”

“Yeah......here’s one.”

“Well I’ll be. You were a big scrotum. We’ve all agreed that we needed somebody with some big balls to play Slick Willy, and I think you’re the man!”


34 posted on 10/26/2013 9:49:59 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...

Meet Mr No-Balls, GOP-e's Disturbing New Preemptive Surrender Mascot.



35 posted on 10/26/2013 10:05:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Beave Meister

The mascot is ugly as sin, but I DO wish we had an equivalent of the “pink” stuff for breast cancer awareness. Something fur covered, perhaps.


36 posted on 10/26/2013 11:10:56 AM PDT by jdsteel (Give me freedom, not more government.)
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To: jdsteel

freaks and perverts run the world


37 posted on 10/26/2013 11:12:03 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Reverend wins again!


38 posted on 10/26/2013 11:45:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Beave Meister

Ms. Boobs next?


39 posted on 10/26/2013 1:09:42 PM PDT by golf lover (goingf)
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To: Lurker

Yeah, he lost something. http://www.freerepublic.com/~ronjeremy .
Looks like about 3 1/2 years ago. http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:ronjeremy/index?tab=comments


40 posted on 10/26/2013 1:14:06 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ √ě)
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To: BykrBayb

Shame. He’s a nice guy. Spent one of the most memorable weekends of my life with him and a couple of his friends.


41 posted on 10/26/2013 1:16:27 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Beave Meister

I thought this was going to be about Harry Reid. A real scrotum if there ever was one.


42 posted on 10/26/2013 1:16:46 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: Beave Meister

I’m speechless....


43 posted on 10/26/2013 1:20:34 PM PDT by Popman (Liberal wars are about killing people for humanitarian reasons...)
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To: FAA

“Senhor Testiculo”

Senator Testiculo


44 posted on 10/26/2013 1:20:39 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: Lurker

My son met him and liked him. I never met him, but from the few posts I read from him over the years he seemed like a pretty nice guy. I don’t know the circumstances behind his getting the big zot.


45 posted on 10/26/2013 2:33:02 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ √ě)
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To: Beave Meister

“Your Testicles and You” (From Johnny Dangerously)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sehy5EgR_pk


46 posted on 10/26/2013 2:36:30 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: BykrBayb

He’s an incredibly smart guy. I thoroughly enjoyed the time I got to spend with him.


47 posted on 10/26/2013 3:07:26 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey, Moto-Scroto gets a Man-ography every year. It’s a crushingly affectionate hug between two thick pieces of plexiglas as an image is taken.


48 posted on 10/26/2013 6:35:37 PM PDT by EinNYC
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