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"Obama Sutra - An Illustrated Guide To 57 States of Ecstasy" - Kindle ebook free today
Amazon.com ^ | December 1, 2011 | Stilton Jarlsberg

Posted on 10/31/2013 9:41:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Nearly 2000 years ago, The Kama Sutra was written by an unusually flexible Hindu named Vatsyayana. Little could this great man have known that his detailed descriptions of lovemaking would not only become the world's best-known sex manual, but eventually give birth to the chiropractic industry.

Today, Vatsyayana's work is being carried on by Barack Obama, who made history not for being the first Black President (an honor enjoyed by Bill Clinton), but for being the first President elected solely on the basis of sexual magnetism. Young, liberal, and open-minded voters didn't need a wink or a nudge to understand the bedroom connotations of "Yes We Can" or that "Hope and Change" was a thinly veiled reference to changing sexual positions. And "We are the ones we've been waiting for" might as well have been an engraved invitation to an orgy.

The Obama Sutra takes the words and deeds of Barack Obama and translates them into text and appropriately half-black, half-white illustrations which will allow adventurous lovers of all political persuasions to achieve the "57 States of Ecstasy" promised by the President.

Pleasurable positions include "The Audacity of Soap," "Leading from Behind," "Fast and Furious," "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," "If You Like It, You Can Keep It," "Piece Prize," "Stimulus Package," and many, many more.

Whether you agree with Barack Obama's politics or not, you must admit that no one has done more to arouse passions in living memory. No one has inspired more leg thrills and moans of satisfaction from the media. And no one has left so many Americans feeling screwed in such a wide variety of ways.

About the Author STILTON JARLSBERG, MD is a widely respected political commentator, author, cartoonist, and part time sexologist. He is the author of the bestselling and ridiculously low-priced business parody “Who Cut The Cheese?," as well as the darkly hilarious cartoon blog “Johnny Optimism" about a wheelchair-bound boy coping with life’s struggles and unending medical malpractice, and the wildly popular conservative political blog “Hope n’ Change Cartoons”. Following publication of "The Obama Sutra" he fully expects to be audited every year for the rest of his life.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor
KEYWORDS: napl; parody; satire
If you don't have a Kindle, you can download a free app for your computer at http://www.amazon.com/gp/kindle/pc/download. Android and iPhone Kindle apps are also available free at their respective stores.

For those not familiar with Dr Jarlsberg, he is the author of Hope 'n' Change Cartoons (http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/), and has been mercilessly mocking Barry for at least 5 years.

1 posted on 10/31/2013 9:41:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
0bama must be a great lover - he's ****ed 320 million Americans.


2 posted on 10/31/2013 9:42:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Obama - sexually magnetic?

Perhaps to the folks who just recently got permission to marry.

And to women with the IQ of the Sibelius wench who read People mag.


3 posted on 10/31/2013 9:43:02 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL

ENLIGHTENMENT!


4 posted on 10/31/2013 9:46:30 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Da Coyote

Just ask Chris Matthews. Put down newspapers first.


5 posted on 10/31/2013 9:47:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

I’m almost afraid to down-low it.

Perhaps if Laz explored the territory first and pronounced it safe to hit?


6 posted on 10/31/2013 9:49:35 AM PDT by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: null and void
I read a couple of pages. Barry's yang did not hang.
7 posted on 10/31/2013 9:56:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stilton Jarlsberg, author of “Who Cut the Cheese.” Well, I like the idea of making fun of Obammy, but I don’t really think I want to look at cartoons of a gay Communist narcissist doing sex—if that’s what it is.

Kind of cheesy. Not the author, but the subject.


8 posted on 10/31/2013 10:03:43 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wonder if the positions include the “Axelrod” and the “Astroturf”...


9 posted on 10/31/2013 10:15:17 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, the price is about right for this kind of stuff. A couple of funny ones, at least.


10 posted on 10/31/2013 10:22:34 AM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2016; I pray we make it that long.)
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To: PubliusMM

You want your money back?


11 posted on 10/31/2013 10:30:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Cicero

If it was really that kind of book I wouldn’t post it on FR. Check the keywords.


12 posted on 10/31/2013 10:31:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Very likely.


13 posted on 10/31/2013 10:31:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“STILTON JARLSBERG, MD is a widely respected political commentator, author, cartoonist, and part time sexologist. “


What the hell is a sexologist?

.


14 posted on 10/31/2013 10:35:17 AM PDT by Mears (Liberalism is the art of being easily offended.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I am really not sure whether I really want to download that or not. lol.


15 posted on 10/31/2013 10:53:06 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Mears

Someone who pretends to be an alien and abducts trailer park trash for “experiments”?


16 posted on 10/31/2013 10:55:20 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL

Heh heh heh...


17 posted on 10/31/2013 11:01:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Totally worth the price! :)


18 posted on 10/31/2013 11:04:17 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Like.


19 posted on 10/31/2013 11:21:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Cheap at half the price!


20 posted on 10/31/2013 11:42:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Glad.


21 posted on 10/31/2013 11:43:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is a very, very, VERY lengthy essay on Obama. That said, if you REALLY want to understand what we’re dealing with, you REALLY need to read this one.
http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html


22 posted on 10/31/2013 11:44:45 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great! Reading on my iPad in my auto mechanic’s waiting room, chuckling under my breath and occasionally LOLing...


23 posted on 10/31/2013 11:50:23 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...starting to sound pretty good actually)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stilton Jarlsberg, MD author of “Who Cut the Cheese”... Very droll.

The NappyOne


24 posted on 10/31/2013 12:07:17 PM PDT by NappyOne
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To: dayglored

“Leading From Behind.”


25 posted on 10/31/2013 1:09:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: NappyOne

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.


26 posted on 10/31/2013 1:14:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I prefer Stilton over Jarlsberg.


27 posted on 10/31/2013 1:14:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
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To: Mears

Ask Laz...


28 posted on 10/31/2013 1:21:56 PM PDT by L,TOWM (No one in the US is free of the spirit of entitlement)
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To: Lady Jag

Me too. I love the strong, creamy blue cheeses.


29 posted on 10/31/2013 1:26:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Strong and creamy, brie and swiss.




Protect it



30 posted on 10/31/2013 5:48:46 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
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