Skip to comments.Axe Body Spray Mistaken For Noxious Substance, Triggers Panic At New York City School
Posted on 10/31/2013 12:08:18 PM PDT by EveningStar
Emergency medical teams were summoned yesterday to a New York City public school to treat students after a noxious odor was detected in a sixth-grade classroom.
It was Axe body spray.
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It was no mistake - that crap IS a noxious substance...
eeewwwww .. you smell like IED ...
I work with Asian Indians who think the 5th layer of Axe makes up for not showering on Friday either.
I don’t think this will be their next ad
I went to canada 2 months ago for a shoot and the guy ahead of me was stopped for it at intl’ customs at LAX, believe it or not. The guy says to the TSA clown, ‘you don’t know what Axe is? Really?” LOL
I like to dab a little Hoppes #9 on before going through security.
Axe body spray IS a noxious substance.
...it smells like... ...Victory!
Yeah, but they promise you your girlfriend's mother if you use it.
Don’t use it if you don’t mean it...
I LOVE the smell of Hoppes! :)
Just like in their commercials!
Well that substance it itself should tell you something.
A shower works pretty well.
Mistaken? It is.
Son #3 had a friend that when they were older teens reeked of that stuff. I couldn’t stand to be around the kid because of the smell.
Thank goodness non of my kids ever used it!!
Reminds me of that scene in Police Academy where Tackleberry uses gun oil instead of aftershave lotion.
somehow they’ll work that into a commercial
I had a neighbor who swore he wouldn't let his daughter date a guy unless he used Hoppes as an aftershave.
It was Axe body spray
What was a sixth-grader doing with it?? Do you know what a bathtub is for??
“I like to dab a little Hoppes #9 on before going through security.”
Always a favorite with the discerning man, although Breakfree CLP is right up there.
Did they axe who it belonged to?
That’s about right. That school is 94% black, 0% white. It has what were termed rigorous entrance exam requirements (not just anybody can attend) and supposedly has a very successful academic program. Students AND their parents are interviewed for entry. The wrong attitude will sink your successful entry there. Students enter the 6th grade there and go on to their higher grades. So, I guess that Axe-sprayer just won themselves a suspension, minimum and getting expelled, maximum.
Is AXE as stinky as Gold Bond? I have never smelled AXE (as far as I know) but Gold Bond make me want to upchuck.
And here I always called spray deodorant “Italian Shower”...
Last flight home out of Denver, I got to the car rental return and was waiting for the shuttle. As I was waiting a father and daughter showed up and the girl, maybe all of 11 was in the process of stripping off her socks and shin guards with her dad’s help, as they just came from a soccer game. Well I got to the terminal and as typical for me at security I opt out from the “Masonic Distress Handsign machines”, and was in the process of the full rub and tug. I was about done and the dad and soccer girl were selected for groping... and as I was cleared to go and was reorganizing myself, the little girl finished up and when the TSA agent ran the spectroscopic analyzer of his glove rubbings of the girl, an ominous beep happened. The dad just sighed. I suppose the fertilizer on the soccer fields trips the explosives detector. So he says, “Well I guess we shouldn’t have played soccer today”...
I came back at him saying with a smirk, “Yeah, you probably don’t want to spend the morning at the rifle range either”.
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