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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/08/2013 4:28:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen

SILLY BUILDINGS

This gives new meaning to living in your car



Who's ready for a picnic?



I really love elephants



This one is for the dogs



Living in a Concerto



Inspired by J.K. Rowling?



That building is fishy



I wouldn't want to go home to this, after a night of drinking





Judy Walkman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle. Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research: "Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." NOW THAT's how it's done, Folks! That's real POLITICAL SPIN !!!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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Another Obama voter....takes a fall



Yep...looks about right



1 posted on 11/08/2013 4:28:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

CAN'T
STOP


THE


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



2 posted on 11/08/2013 4:30:37 AM PST by Lucky9teen (“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” ~ Albert Einstei)
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To: Lucky9teen

top 5


3 posted on 11/08/2013 4:31:56 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
4 posted on 11/08/2013 4:37:01 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before 10!


5 posted on 11/08/2013 4:37:14 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lucky9teen
A good weekend to All!

And a Happy Veteran's Day to All Our Veterans!!!!

6 posted on 11/08/2013 4:37:45 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Forty-one hundred....


7 posted on 11/08/2013 4:38:49 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

4100.

Why?

I guess this is silly enough to show up on the silliness page :)


8 posted on 11/08/2013 4:38:50 AM PST by ExGeeEye (The enemy's gate is down...and to the left.)
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To: Yorlik803

Topten from an ipad on the road


9 posted on 11/08/2013 4:40:27 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10??!


10 posted on 11/08/2013 4:41:40 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10


11 posted on 11/08/2013 4:41:43 AM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: workerbee

Okay, 11


12 posted on 11/08/2013 4:41:57 AM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: Lucky9teen

13 posted on 11/08/2013 4:44:04 AM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: workerbee
Now THIS is just silly...

Dry asparagus prompts allegations of racism against Missouri grocery store
14 posted on 11/08/2013 4:44:46 AM PST by Lucky9teen (“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” ~ Albert Einstei)
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To: Rummyfan

15 posted on 11/08/2013 4:49:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen (“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” ~ Albert Einstei)
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To: Lucky9teen

good friday post! you win again!


16 posted on 11/08/2013 4:51:08 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: workerbee
And another headline of silliness...
Education consultant says white paper may cause racism in young children
17 posted on 11/08/2013 4:51:13 AM PST by Lucky9teen (“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” ~ Albert Einstei)
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To: Lucky9teen
In a sane world, that guy would be scooped up and hospitalized.
18 posted on 11/08/2013 4:51:38 AM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Lucky9teen
You must say something nice

That seems like a really great deal on phone service.

19 posted on 11/08/2013 4:54:36 AM PST by ExGeeEye (The enemy's gate is down...and to the left.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Is that a mansiere or a bro?
20 posted on 11/08/2013 4:55:42 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: ExGeeEye

I think the joke is, if you are like me, you will come up with 5000 as the answer. I thought 4090 + 10 = 5000. And of course, that is totally Hi-Larry-us.


21 posted on 11/08/2013 4:56:25 AM PST by Drawsing (Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
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To: Lucky9teen
The crooked building reminded me of this little store:



The Crooked Little House, Adair, Oklahoma
22 posted on 11/08/2013 4:56:35 AM PST by TomGuy (.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Feels like... Friday.


23 posted on 11/08/2013 4:58:35 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen

I know an old lady who lived in a shoe!


24 posted on 11/08/2013 4:59:22 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen

She had so many kids that she got a free Obamaphone.


25 posted on 11/08/2013 4:59:46 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: workerbee; Revolting cat!

26 posted on 11/08/2013 5:03:18 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen

At least it’s not raining.


27 posted on 11/08/2013 5:04:03 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: TomGuy
Crooked Little Finger:


28 posted on 11/08/2013 5:06:10 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen
Be safe this weekend.


29 posted on 11/08/2013 5:07:36 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen

4100


30 posted on 11/08/2013 5:18:13 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz


Laz MIGHT hit it?

31 posted on 11/08/2013 5:19:29 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!


32 posted on 11/08/2013 5:20:31 AM PST by Monkey Face (For every Christmas tree lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.)
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To: a fool in paradise


Ok, who divided by Zero?

33 posted on 11/08/2013 5:20:59 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: a fool in paradise
I know an old lady who lived in a shoe!

>"You want poems? I got poems!"

34 posted on 11/08/2013 5:26:53 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen

35 posted on 11/08/2013 5:28:41 AM PST by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000* Fear the beards! GO SOX!)
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To: TomGuy

36 posted on 11/08/2013 5:29:23 AM PST by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000* Fear the beards! GO SOX!)
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To: ErnBatavia
Never underestimate Animal House


37 posted on 11/08/2013 5:31:50 AM PST by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000* Fear the beards! GO SOX!)
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To: Lucky9teen

10 if that’s final


38 posted on 11/08/2013 5:32:18 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Lucky9teen

39 posted on 11/08/2013 5:36:22 AM PST by PROCON (Low information voters gave us this nightmare.)
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To: Daffynition
China has them beat. 13 stories!


40 posted on 11/08/2013 5:38:24 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: ErnBatavia
Looks like Jon Stewart's put on some weight.


41 posted on 11/08/2013 5:39:53 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen
Barry has been lying for years, so here is a blast from 2009.

The Great Reneger

Lyrics:

The Great Reneger (Michael Fischer ©2009) www.thefischers.net

Hey have you heard he's gone back on his word On the internet there's a big long list = Of promises broken so eloquently spoken And you wonder why so many millions are pissed?! Cause he's the --

(Chorus) Great Reneger a politician at heart A politician practicing his art He's the Great Reneger, neither black or white He's many shades of grey far left from what's right

He'll tell you anything to get you on his side Like Change You Can Believe In, Trust me would I lie? Well have transparency, CSPAN, Post all bills on the net There'll be no lobbyists, no pork, Have we seen it? Not Yet! (chorus)

Bridge 1 They've had votes in the night behind closed doors Senators bribed no better than whores Pushing their program refusing to hear When the voice of the people is perfectly clear (chorus)

His skin so thin and when scratched you can see The horrible sight that lies just beneath An unseasoned novice lifted up in pride But there's a fall comin' soon and there'll be no place to hide! (Chorus)

Bridge 2 Teleprompter in place he can really talk that talk Blowin' smoke is cheap but he don't walk the walk And what politician hates is when you turn on the light He'll run like a roach for the darkness of night

42 posted on 11/08/2013 5:40:38 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

About that first picture: why would you put a cattle guard on a Prius?


43 posted on 11/08/2013 5:42:42 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen

13 Reasons to Smile:

· Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

· I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me.

· How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

· A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Wow, that was fun!”

· I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

· When I was young, we used to go “skinny dipping” but now I just “chunky dunk.”

· Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

· Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

· Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

· Wouldn’t you know it. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

· Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year: “If you can read this, thank a teacher, and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier.

“And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Please pass this along to anyone who needs a reason to smile.


44 posted on 11/08/2013 5:50:11 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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Craig’s List Ad

YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN USED FARM EQUIPMENT, BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG’S LIST. FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC)

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.

Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader soon.

I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.


45 posted on 11/08/2013 5:51:55 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
What is the result?

MMMMC

46 posted on 11/08/2013 5:54:06 AM PST by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!


47 posted on 11/08/2013 5:54:09 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”

“Did you dance much?” she asked.

“I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to....”


48 posted on 11/08/2013 5:55:06 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

LOL!


49 posted on 11/08/2013 6:07:45 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: JRios1968; Lazamataz
Laz MIGHT hit it?

With a semi. Doing 90.

50 posted on 11/08/2013 6:13:25 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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