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vanity. Neighbor's chicken is in my house. neighbors ain't home. help! (Update @ 80)
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Posted on 11/08/2013 6:24:05 PM PST by dynachrome

Neighbor's chicken escaped. I caught it. Now what?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chickens
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Coop (in the garage) is closed up, dunno how the chicken got out. semi-urban area with coyotes. If I open door, I figure there might be a mass break out. I have it in a box now. Seems friendly. Fed it some rice.
1 posted on 11/08/2013 6:24:05 PM PST by dynachrome
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cook it !!


2 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:02 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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there might be more of ‘em out in the bushes. I will try to capture them if possible.


3 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:13 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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Choke it.


4 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:33 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: dynachrome

Fried chicken comes to mind.


5 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:39 PM PST by riverrunner
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How long are the neighbors going to be gone?


6 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:25 PM PST by doc1019
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Clean, defeather and fry.


7 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:27 PM PST by jazusamo ([Obama] A Truly Great Phony -- Thomas Sowell http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3058949/posts)
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To: dynachrome; a fool in paradise

8 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:33 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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If it’s nighttime, they’ll be looking for roosting spots. They have severe night blindness and may seek high places to roost.


9 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:40 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: dynachrome

Supper.


10 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:48 PM PST by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: dynachrome

just add dumplins...


11 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:52 PM PST by Duke of Milan
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Winner winner chicken dinner!


12 posted on 11/08/2013 6:27:30 PM PST by GQuagmire
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Boil a hot pot of water. When boiling cut the chickens head off-a teachable moment for kids. When the chicken stops running dip it in the boiling water. L ast, pull the feathers off(pluck them). Fresh meat.


13 posted on 11/08/2013 6:27:40 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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kill it and eat it!


14 posted on 11/08/2013 6:27:56 PM PST by dalereed
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grab it by the head, swing it in a big circle until the body flies off and runs around.

pluck, gut, cut, season and fry


15 posted on 11/08/2013 6:28:00 PM PST by digger48 (/)
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Look at it as an opportunity to finally determine if it really tastes like chicken!


16 posted on 11/08/2013 6:28:19 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Immersing in boiling water helps in the plucking process ...


17 posted on 11/08/2013 6:29:59 PM PST by doc1019
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To: dynachrome

Ask yourself, what would Colonel Sanders do?


18 posted on 11/08/2013 6:30:07 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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is this penthouse forum


19 posted on 11/08/2013 6:30:51 PM PST by bigheadfred
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Growing up my brother raised rabbits. So did his buddy 3 blocks down the street. One summer morning his buddys rabbit showed up looking for some nookie. Dad took one look at it and invited the guest for dinner.


20 posted on 11/08/2013 6:30:56 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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