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1 posted on 11/09/2013 9:03:10 AM PST by Gamecock
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One man recently hugged her in the parking lot and said that if a woman her age was willing to stand up for equality then he was going to tell all his colleagues and friends the truth about himself.

Back in the day this would end your career in the US Marines.

2 posted on 11/09/2013 9:04:08 AM PST by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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Lark!

Parody!


3 posted on 11/09/2013 9:05:38 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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Where is her Co-exist bumper sticker??? You’ve got to have the complete package, right??


5 posted on 11/09/2013 9:09:47 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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Funny parody.

My daughter drives an older Volvo. She’s pretty conservative but I keep meaning to put an NRA sticker on it just to confuse people.


6 posted on 11/09/2013 9:10:10 AM PST by cyclotic (Hey BSA-I'm gone. Walk Worthy-traillifeusa.com)
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L O L !


7 posted on 11/09/2013 9:10:58 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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9 posted on 11/09/2013 9:13:01 AM PST by mikrofon (THIS would be Dementia...)
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To: Gamecock
Reminds me of this old joke:

Dear Gladys,

As I was browsing through a local Christian bookstore, I spotted a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day since I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I purchased the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is ... and I failed to notice that the light had changed. It's a good thing that someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I never would have noticed. I found that there are a LOT of people who love Jesus.

While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Suddenly, everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach" ... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant and he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing. He was really enjoying this religious experience, too.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Hope to hear from you soon.

Your friend,

Martha

10 posted on 11/09/2013 9:14:19 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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15 posted on 11/09/2013 9:44:19 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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Likewise I knew someone who liked hanging a rainbow flag in her window.
Until I explained what it meant.


16 posted on 11/09/2013 9:54:11 AM PST by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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19 posted on 11/09/2013 10:18:40 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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