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1 posted on 11/11/2013 11:32:39 AM PST by nickcarraway
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A sheep with a kickstand.


2 posted on 11/11/2013 11:34:41 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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Saudis would consider that a hot date.


3 posted on 11/11/2013 11:36:28 AM PST by AU72
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You can bet there is a lot of muslims lining up and wanting to give up their oil royalties to be the first to bang that poor thing.


4 posted on 11/11/2013 11:36:51 AM PST by rineaux
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Five pillars of Islam.


5 posted on 11/11/2013 11:37:12 AM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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6 posted on 11/11/2013 11:38:38 AM PST by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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7 posted on 11/11/2013 11:39:01 AM PST by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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Reminds me the time Boudreaux was raising 3 legged chickens.

Thibodeaux asked him what they tasted like, and Boudreaux said, “I don’t know, dey are too fast. We haven’t been able to catch any of dem yet.”


9 posted on 11/11/2013 11:41:59 AM PST by DannyTN
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Saudi equivalent of the Rockettes.


12 posted on 11/11/2013 11:52:34 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Looks like they inbreed their farm animals just like they inbreed their own families.


14 posted on 11/11/2013 11:53:39 AM PST by GreatRoad (O < 0)
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Cut off one leg for supper and still have four more.


21 posted on 11/11/2013 12:13:14 PM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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They are evolving to run away from Saudi men faster...


22 posted on 11/11/2013 12:16:54 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: nickcarraway; AU72; rineaux; Tijeras_Slim; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Sheep with Five Legs
Tune: "Horse with No Name"
By Arabia

I've been through the desert with a sheep with five legs
It felt better than bacon and eggs
In the desert you can drive in your tent pegs
'Cause there ain't no one, and a sheep never begs

Allah, lah, lah, lah, lah . . .

29 posted on 11/11/2013 1:06:43 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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