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Car mechanic invents childbirth assistance device
Jill Stanek ^
| Jill Stanek
Posted on 11/15/2013 4:18:15 PM PST by Morgana
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:18:15 PM PST
by
Morgana
To: Morgana
When I saw the headline I thought “crowbar?”
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:21:35 PM PST
by
JaguarXKE
(1973: Reporters investigate All the President's Men. 2013: Reporters ARE all the President's men)
To: JaguarXKE
I’m thinking impact wrench.
To: Morgana
Inflatable forceps, looks like.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:22:52 PM PST
by
Olog-hai
To: JaguarXKE
More like a plunger I think.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:22:57 PM PST
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
Floor Jack for mom included?
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:23:29 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:25:58 PM PST
by
digger48
(/)
To: Morgana
Mechanic had probably been drinking some long necks.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:26:11 PM PST
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
To: Paladin2
the tough part is getting in there and getting the kid dressed i jammies before pulling it out.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:27:19 PM PST
by
digger48
(/)
To: Morgana
Not sure if child birth or abortion...
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: Morgana
I'm sorry, Lord, but my first thought was the Jaws of Life...
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:27:53 PM PST
by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: JaguarXKE
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:29:59 PM PST
by
Cboldt
To: Jonah Hex
“I’m sorry, Lord, but my first thought was the Jaws of Life... “
DUDE! The title said “mechanic” not “firefighter”!!
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:30:53 PM PST
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:31:41 PM PST
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: Morgana
For more information, please contact the Snap-Out Company of Kenosha, WI.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:34:56 PM PST
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: digger48
Oh man, I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:52:57 PM PST
by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
To: digger48
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:55:24 PM PST
by
ottbmare
(the OTTB mare, now a proud Marine Mom)
To: Morgana; All
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where his
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks
and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor,
saying, I dont want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?
The instructor said, During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
After a pause, the instructor added, I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the muffler, which Ive never seen done in my
entire career.
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posted on
11/15/2013 4:57:03 PM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Morgana
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posted on
11/15/2013 5:24:10 PM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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