Skip to comments.Johnny T's NYC Tourist Tips (Hilarious Puppet Will Teach You How to Be the Perfect New York Tourist)
Posted on 11/18/2013 9:23:52 AM PST by lowbridge
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I remember the first time I was in Manhattan. This was back before Rudy and the place was a little different. But, there were friendly college girls on many street corners that wanted to party with me. Nicea place!
Regarding the map and camera - if you leave yourself vulnerable and/or appear to not have a clue, a fair percentage will take that as you ‘wanted’ your wallet lifted from your pocket or the she ‘wanted’ her pocketbook to be taken from the seat. It’s true.
When taken down to the precinct, they’ll tell the cops with a straight face the victim wanted it done to him/her. Fair game in this town.
Ha! Pretty good.
As a lifelong New Yorker who woken in midtown for 10 years i give this video my 100% endorsement.
Especially the part about getting out of the way. Double especially the part about between 4-6 pm!
As a transplanted New Yorker (now on the left coast) I highly endorse this video, makes me homesick.
I often wonder why anyone would set foot in nyc.
As the state is opposed to all we conservatives hold dear.
Now yellowstone, oh yeah. Never saw so many stars in the sky.