“From The Onion, right?”
We only wish it was. Some things are just so distressingly and stupendously ridiculous, they are no long subject to parody, and it is impossible to spin this into mere satire.
This is Bizarro World, an alternate universe that lies on the other side of a fun-house mirror, and what is even more catastrophic for humanity, these people are dead serious, as if this were the code of principles that applies to all physical and intangible aspects of that world.
Fine as long as they stay on that side of the mirror, but they keep wanting to come over on this side and transform things here too.
In addition to being overrun with muzzies, I sense today’s Norwegians don’t like Jews very much, either.
Won’t be shopping for parrots there anytime soon.