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Coffeecare: The Affordable Coffee Act
Real Clear Politics ^ | Posted on November 28, 2013 | Posted By Ian Schwartz

Posted on 11/30/2013 7:36:57 PM PST by garjog

"What if buying coffee was like buying health insurance?"

(Excerpt) Read more at realclearpolitics.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: coffeecare; obama; obamacare; tyranny
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Hilarious.


1 posted on 11/30/2013 7:36:57 PM PST by garjog
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To: garjog

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/28/coffeecare_the_affordable_coffee_act.html


2 posted on 11/30/2013 7:37:17 PM PST by garjog (Obama: making the world safe for Sharia.)
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To: garjog

bump


3 posted on 11/30/2013 7:42:27 PM PST by Chickensoup (we didn't love freedom enough... Solzhenitsyn.)
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To: garjog

It would be a nasty brew, burnt, like Starbucks!


4 posted on 11/30/2013 7:48:29 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Darksheare
I KNOW you are behind this!

(At least the undeath panel part...)

5 posted on 11/30/2013 7:51:54 PM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: Army Air Corps

Bookmark


6 posted on 11/30/2013 7:52:55 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: garjog

guncare.

we have a second amendment. what if the government said every citizen needed to buy a gun. take it from there.


7 posted on 11/30/2013 8:00:00 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: garjog

See video. Well worth it.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/28/coffeecare_the_affordable_coffee_act.html


8 posted on 11/30/2013 8:03:36 PM PST by garjog (Obama: making the world safe for Sharia.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
0bamaGuns.

Everyone has to buy a gun .You can only buy one. You can choose a $3,000 single action .38 (the CCO {Chicago Community Organizer}), a $4,000 double barrel 12 ga. coach gun (the Biden Speshul), a $4,500 single shot .22 (the Kerry Squirrel Gun) or a $10,000 bolt action 30.30 (the Deer In the Headlights Pelozi/Reid Hunting Rifle {families only Cadillac plan}).

Ammunition is $100 per round 20 rds per year maximum. If you don't buy one an IRS agent will come around and slit a tire on your car. The second year two tires and all four tires every year after that.

9 posted on 11/30/2013 8:16:03 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: garjog

Someone posted something along the lines of “affordable car act” in California, which is real. You can get a free car — no limit on the price. I don’t remember the title of the article, but it was for real.

Oh, here it is — and there was another article posted also:

Agency pushing new-car plan for poor

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3096835/posts


10 posted on 11/30/2013 8:16:34 PM PST by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: artichokegrower

I just posted your article link in this thread — forgot to ping you, sorry.


11 posted on 11/30/2013 8:18:14 PM PST by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: garjog

If you like your black coffee you can keep your black coffee.


12 posted on 11/30/2013 8:34:35 PM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: garjog



13 posted on 11/30/2013 8:53:38 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: Proud2BeRight



14 posted on 11/30/2013 8:56:36 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: garjog

I hate coffee and never willingly consume it. I don’t have to use coffee care, right?....right?


15 posted on 11/30/2013 11:11:29 PM PST by McCloud-Strife ( USA 1776-2008)
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To: garjog
Didn't watch the clip yet...

But imagine its features include:

* caffeinated coffee will be xtra xtra pricey...
* And if you like your coffee brand, you can keep it (thereby you won't absolutely need to buy the new govt. coffee brand if you don't want to...until you realize most of the old coffee brands have been swallowed up by the new govt coffee shark)
* Those who REGULARLY drink beyond 6 cups of coffee per day -- the coffee drinkers who like it "smoking" hot -- will be penalized a coffee tax premium that will make it too unaffordable to continue receiving CoffeeCare...hence, without CoffeeCare, there's no Caffeine treatment Care available to you to help you stop this addiction...And, so, as the most extreme users inevitably receive CoffeeCare help minus a CoffeeCare plan, the taxpayers will wind up footing the bill, anyway!
* All of the Starbucks drive-thrus were confiscated by CoffeeCare Govt. Inc. This was done to make "sign-ups" user-friendly and quick. A touch-pad menu screen that takes you "up to weeks/months" to complete ... if it works...when it works ... "speeds" up the process. If the touch-pad menu continues to malfunction, there's CoffeeCare "navigators" inside each Starbucks store. They will guide you thru the process of recognizing your options; and then they will hand you off to "hard copy" cashiers who will input the gobs of data you just gave...all while the queu stretches out the door and around each neighborhood. If you choose to leave the line, that line only eventually gets longer when you return. And when you do return, the drive-thru lanes are even worse in causing a spillover traffic snafu whereever Starbucks are up. But don't worry, these drive-thrus are open 24-7...except for when they have to shut down the touch pad menus for maintenance...which has happened more than you think.

16 posted on 12/01/2013 3:41:30 AM PST by Colofornian
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To: null and void

Drats!


17 posted on 12/01/2013 6:35:08 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Colofornian
New logo for Barack Brew.
18 posted on 12/01/2013 11:16:40 AM PST by garjog (Obama: making the world safe for Sharia.)
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To: Innovative

” “affordable car act” in California,
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3096835/posts

I went to the link. Amazing. Free cars for the poor.

We have lost it as a country.

Do we have any hope?


19 posted on 12/01/2013 11:18:45 AM PST by garjog (Obama: making the world safe for Sharia.)
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To: Colofornian

Oh, you’ve got to watch the 2 minute clip. It isn’t just silliness. It really communicates how bad Obama**** is.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/28/coffeecare_the_affordable_coffee_act.html


20 posted on 12/01/2013 11:20:41 AM PST by garjog (Obama: making the world safe for Sharia.)
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To: garjog

21 posted on 12/01/2013 11:21:34 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: MeshugeMikey

what?

22 posted on 12/01/2013 11:22:40 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Darksheare

23 posted on 12/01/2013 11:23:21 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: garjog

24 posted on 12/01/2013 11:24:26 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: garjog

25 posted on 12/01/2013 11:25:43 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL

My coffee has been described as “angry demon in a cup” and “Herbert West serum”.
I don’t know why.


26 posted on 12/01/2013 11:26:05 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Army Air Corps

27 posted on 12/01/2013 11:28:51 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Darksheare
Do they sell Angry Demon in a Cup at this place?


28 posted on 12/01/2013 11:30:35 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Darksheare

29 posted on 12/01/2013 11:32:38 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Darksheare
Is there such a thing as inorganic coffee?


30 posted on 12/01/2013 11:36:08 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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Charlie Brown Coffee??


31 posted on 12/01/2013 11:40:35 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Darksheare
YELLOW ELEPHANT coffee


32 posted on 12/01/2013 11:42:13 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL

33 posted on 12/01/2013 11:43:49 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL
can't find coffee... you need


34 posted on 12/01/2013 11:44:52 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL

35 posted on 12/01/2013 11:45:13 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: GeronL
Subspace coffee


36 posted on 12/01/2013 11:46:18 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL; a fool in paradise

37 posted on 12/01/2013 11:46:23 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: GeronL; a fool in paradise

38 posted on 12/01/2013 11:47:18 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!
Last one... maybe


39 posted on 12/01/2013 11:53:19 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Revolting cat!

lol


40 posted on 12/01/2013 11:53:43 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Revolting cat!
Coffee Shops with cats


41 posted on 12/01/2013 11:55:17 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL
Wow...glad that wasn't "12 Monkeys" coffee...

Coffee with a touch of pandemic....

As a side note I really disliked Brad Pitt as a actor until I watched him in "12 Monkeys" ...he really showed his acting chops in that movie...or maybe he was just being himself...!

42 posted on 12/01/2013 11:55:54 AM PST by Popman
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To: GeronL
Is that a... goat??


43 posted on 12/01/2013 11:56:50 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL
You haven't found this one yet?


44 posted on 12/01/2013 11:57:24 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Popman

45 posted on 12/01/2013 11:58:18 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: garjog

We’ll have to taste the coffee after we pass the bill.


46 posted on 12/01/2013 11:58:44 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Revolting cat!

47 posted on 12/01/2013 11:59:28 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Revolting cat!
not watery but I did find


48 posted on 12/01/2013 12:00:23 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: SamAdams76
Coffee processing

No no no no

49 posted on 12/01/2013 12:01:44 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Revolting cat!
Cat Cafe

They don't eat the cats

50 posted on 12/01/2013 12:05:01 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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