It was some of that stamp acid from the 70s. I didn’t actually have the stamps so me and this guy were licking the front top right of old envelopes. I did two days in the county pen.....for littering. Turns out “The Man” wants you to put those soggy envelopes in a garbage can instead of throwing them on the ground. It was police brutality. I got a paper cut.
i can only assume you still have both kidneys