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Woman glued to toilet seat at Home Depot
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| 12/4/2013
Posted on 12/07/2013 3:10:22 AM PST by markomalley
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To: Caipirabob
"Who doesn't go through a checking/cleaning ritual prior to sitting down?" Indeed. Laying down a toilet paper barrier not only ensures a prophylactic layer, but it also allows you to confirm there's ample toilet paper for mission success. Few things worse than sitting down on a public toilet seat, tending to nature's call, then realizing there's an empty roll on the dispenser.
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posted on
12/07/2013 6:38:07 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: jsanders2001
I call extreme BS and probably someone trying to get a Home Depot lawsuit payday.The security cameras will probably tell a much different story than this woman did.
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posted on
12/07/2013 6:50:02 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: markomalley
This one happen every now and then. It is usually a scam by someone who wants to sue. Home Depot seems to be a big target in the US.
“In November 2005, Bob Dougherty instigated a lawsuit against a Home Depot in Louisville, Colorado, over the failure of its employees to free him in a timely manner when he sat on a glue-laden toilet seat in October 2003. Doubt has been cast on the authenticity of his claim by a Nederland, Colorado, town official who maintains Dougherty reported a similar incident in the town’s visitors center bathroom in 2004.”
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posted on
12/07/2013 6:52:54 AM PST
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Last Obamacare Promise: "If You Like Your Eternal Soul, You Can Keep It.")
To: markomalley
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posted on
12/07/2013 7:01:22 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: MetaThought
“I take it youve never had a restroom emergency.”
Wiping the seat is a constant that’s factored into any public restroom emergency I’ve had or will ever have.
It’s the price of doing business.
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posted on
12/07/2013 7:31:21 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
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To: mrs. a
Well in public restrooms where’s theres glue on the seat I do. lol
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posted on
12/07/2013 8:10:54 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Rebelbase
I don't know. At a certain age, there can sometimes be a sudden, dire warning and very little time.
Still, I have doubts about this story. The odds of that type of emergency are slim and glue on the seat would be pretty visible.
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posted on
12/07/2013 9:02:32 AM PST
by
Clinging Bitterly
(R.I P. my old FRiend and neighbor Blackie Owens. Be ever vigilant!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Probably not enough thread to sew an entire store.
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posted on
12/07/2013 10:46:29 AM PST
by
DPMD
To: Damifino
Um. I won’t go into detail but if you’re desperate you don’t have time to check the toilet.
To: DPMD
That’s what I was thinking as well. I am not the sewing type anyway.
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posted on
12/07/2013 12:45:57 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
To: markomalley
Was it Kentucky Fried Movie that had a bit where a woman sat on a freshly varnished toilet seat? Her husband called a plumber and put a cowboy hat in his wife's lap for reasons of modesty. Plumber says "I can save your wife, buddy, but the cowboy's a goner."
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posted on
12/07/2013 1:15:39 PM PST
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: DPMD; Conspiracy Guy
“Probably not enough thread to sew an entire store.”
This thread is dying already, but she can keep the needle handy.
To: jsanders2001
“Shell probably claim she was gay and that some Home Depot employee did it to her because he knew she was gay.”
A libtard judge will rule to change the store name to Homo Depot for compensation.
To: markomalley; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
Now see, never use the restroom at a Home Depot.
Anywhere in the city - I’ll tell you the best public toilet.
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posted on
12/07/2013 4:55:17 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(There are not just two ways to respond to God but three: irreligion, religion, and the gospel. (TK))
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