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For the Next Generation...[Debbie Blabbermouth "soars" to #55,000+ on Amazon!]
Amazon ^ | 10/15/13 | Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Posted on 12/09/2013 11:25:17 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

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Congresswoman and Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz challenges the nation to resolve tough issues for future generations.

(Excerpt) Read more at amazon.com ...


TOPICS: Books/Literature
KEYWORDS: dws; fail; literarycrap; mayonnaise
Yes, just in time for the Christmas shopping season, the most hilarious hack to inhabit the DNC chair since Howard "Yeehaw!" Dean has a new book out.

You can TELL how popular it is with readers, already climbing past the #56,000 mark on amazon.com...Debbie's ghost written tome now is at #55,981 on the book charts!!

Guaranteed to be soft on the nether regions, get one for YOUR outdoor latrine today!!

1 posted on 12/09/2013 11:25:17 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Step One: Kill 56 Million of the Next Generation.


2 posted on 12/09/2013 11:29:07 AM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: SoFloFreeper

You know America is in deep kimchi when Little Debbie is giving US “a wake up call.” ROTFL!


3 posted on 12/09/2013 11:30:47 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (If you think signing up for ObamaCare was fun, wait until you try to use it.)
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To: Arthur McGowan

Step two: Remove God


4 posted on 12/09/2013 11:33:03 AM PST by Spruce
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To: SoFloFreeper

Cooking for Cavemen
Paperback – October 29, 2002
by Dave Brown
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #484,583 in Books
http://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Cavemen-Dave-Brown/dp/1592990002/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386617358&sr=8-1&keywords=cooking+cavemen

Palin Christmas Book #9 on NYT Bestsellers List
http://us4palin.com/palin-christmas-book-9-on-nyt-bestsellers-list/


5 posted on 12/09/2013 11:39:07 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet ("Of the 4 wars in my lifetime none came about because the US was too strong." Reagan)
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To: SoFloFreeper

customers who bought goody debbies book also bought

http://www.amazon.com/The-Rejected-Stone-Sharpton-Leadership/dp/1936399474/ref=pd_sim_b_3


6 posted on 12/09/2013 11:41:44 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: SoFloFreeper

Knowing that 56,000 people would spend money to read what this woman has to say tells you a lot about why the country is in trouble.


7 posted on 12/09/2013 11:44:10 AM PST by Baynative (Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Wow, the Second Review of Debbie's Book by George Williams is a crackerjack!
8 posted on 12/09/2013 11:45:38 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: Baynative

Hi, Baynative. Long time no read. Hope you are well and hitting them straight and long.


9 posted on 12/09/2013 11:46:37 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: SoFloFreeper

loved her book on hair care secrets


10 posted on 12/09/2013 11:50:38 AM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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To: HonkyTonkMan
loved her book on hair care secrets

Step 1. Insert finger into electrical socket....

11 posted on 12/09/2013 11:57:59 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Baynative
Knowing that 56,000 people would spend money to read what this woman has to say tells you a lot about why the country is in trouble.

I don't think that's what's going on here.

I think what they're saying is this: if you take all the books that Amazon sells, and rank them in descending order with Amazon's best-seller first, and their worst-seller last, that Debbie Blabbermouth's book would come in at #55,000.

That could well mean that three copies were ordered over the weekend. It could even mean that one copy was ordered over the weekend, after going three or four days with zero copies ordered.

12 posted on 12/09/2013 11:58:28 AM PST by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: Baynative

I think that the number actually means that at least 56,000 other books are selling better than this crap, and not that 56K copies have been sold on Amazon. Though fifty six thousand sold is possible, it is highly unlikely.


13 posted on 12/09/2013 12:01:55 PM PST by Radix ("..Democrats are holding a meeting today to decide whether to overturn the results of the election.")
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Hey pal,
How about that Zack Johnson finish yesterday? (I am so ready for this new season and new format)
14 posted on 12/09/2013 12:05:33 PM PST by Baynative (Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.)
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To: Steely Tom; Radix

I see what you’re saying. I don’t twatter so, I thought the pound sign was one of those hump tag things.


15 posted on 12/09/2013 12:07:45 PM PST by Baynative (Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.)
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To: Baynative

Yeah. Pound sign. Number sign.

Now they change it again. I’m outta the loop. And I’m gonna stay outta the loop. Gonna heat up a can of hash. Then play a game of tag.


16 posted on 12/09/2013 12:16:39 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
A rank of 56K puts it in the family and friends level of audience.

Another liberal publishing wonder.

Limbaugh was at or near number one for a year, for example.

Yet, the media fails to recognize the dichotomy.

17 posted on 12/09/2013 12:33:00 PM PST by cicero2k
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To: MeshugeMikey

Good grievance - Al is outselling Debbie big time.


18 posted on 12/09/2013 12:45:54 PM PST by NewHampshireDuo
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To: Baynative

I don’t think that is how many bought it, I think that is how far down the list of book sales she is at


19 posted on 12/09/2013 12:49:41 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’d hate to think of what she did to make that “collectable” worth $55.


20 posted on 12/09/2013 12:53:42 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Baynative

I thought Zack was going to fold after that mishit but boy what a comeback. And beating the Cheetah in the playoff? Priceless.


21 posted on 12/09/2013 12:54:01 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: GeronL; SoFloFreeper

You’re exactly right. I thought I was looking at a tweeting thingie which I know nothing about. I hope someone keeps track of her rise to fame as an author.


22 posted on 12/09/2013 12:54:22 PM PST by Baynative (Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.)
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To: Vaquero; Lazamataz

Laz is getting a group together to go up in a balloon and throw paper airplanes. Wanna come with?


23 posted on 12/09/2013 12:56:13 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: SoFloFreeper; Travis McGee

LOL.. Bracken is 48k and some change! Matt you are outselling Debbie Blabbermouth on Amazon!

http://www.amazon.com/Enemies-Foreign-Domestic-Matthew-Bracken/dp/0972831010


24 posted on 12/09/2013 1:02:07 PM PST by mad_as_he$$
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To: mad_as_he$$

She used to be my “rep”. Thought it couldn’t get worse.

(see tagline)


25 posted on 12/09/2013 1:04:20 PM PST by bicyclerepair (The zombies here elected alcee hastings (FL-20))
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To: Steely Tom; Baynative

There are 14 used books available for re-sale. I think that was probably the total sold, & they obviously want their money back! ;-)


26 posted on 12/09/2013 1:13:06 PM PST by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: Twotone

How much was the advance?

Because I am thinking that was a disguised political contribution


27 posted on 12/09/2013 1:15:07 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL

Yea, it’s hard to imagine any publisher actually WANTING a book out of this bimbo, unless there was an ulterior motive.


28 posted on 12/09/2013 1:16:28 PM PST by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: SoFloFreeper
I like Chris Plante's take on her name:

"Debbie Wassaman Schnitz"

29 posted on 12/09/2013 1:25:36 PM PST by BreezyDog
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To: Twotone

I agree.


30 posted on 12/09/2013 1:29:48 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: SoFloFreeper

She had someone else write it and used someone else's picture.

Wasn't there an incident where Mrs. Clinton was hawking her book and someone asked her whose picture was on the cover?

31 posted on 12/09/2013 1:36:30 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Palin Christmas Book #9 on NYT Bestsellers List.

Of course, the Times has reviewed it. No? Well, I'll be darned!

32 posted on 12/09/2013 1:40:22 PM PST by OldPossum ("It's" is the contraction of "it" and "is"; think about ITS implications.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

You Betch!

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? (in the car) Anyway, about my washtub. I’d just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... (cut to mall) ...a walking-bird. We’d always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...


33 posted on 12/09/2013 2:15:00 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: NewHampshireDuo
I hate to say this but its because all has that race angle going for him.

the magic race amulet that got Barry Elected.




34 posted on 12/09/2013 2:36:50 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: Twotone

The ulterior motive is that she promised not to provide sexual favors.


35 posted on 12/09/2013 2:45:04 PM PST by Bob
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To: Vaquero
Life was harder back then...and we LIKED it! </Dana Carvey voice>
36 posted on 12/09/2013 2:45:26 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: SoFloFreeper; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ...

Hilarious airbrush job on the dj photo of that demagogue.


37 posted on 12/09/2013 5:17:25 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Holy cow! The airbrushing alone must have cost a few hundred grand!!


38 posted on 12/09/2013 6:16:01 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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To: SoFloFreeper

The photo on the cover only vaguely resembles her? A double or extensive air brushing?


39 posted on 12/09/2013 6:21:22 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Too F'in high
40 posted on 12/09/2013 6:24:29 PM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

When’s her “DIY Guide For Makeup Tattoos” coming out?


41 posted on 12/10/2013 9:59:29 AM PST by Dr.Deth
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