To: Hot Tabasco; CatherineofAragon; Salamander
"Truth be known, the only thing that has intrigued me is that refrigerator light that always seems to be on when I open the door......"
Ancient Astronaut theorists agree that there is a little man who lives in the fridge. His job is to turn the light on and off.
Like Santa, he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
When he knows that you're sleeping, he sneaks out of the fridge and goes to the laundry room to steal socks. He's so small that he uses the socks to keep warm while he's in the fridge. (It gets *cold* in there!)
He originally comes from Alpha Centauri and he looks just like Giorgio Tsoukalos,but really, really tiny -
posted on 12/10/2013 10:07:21 PM PST
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
The little #!@#$! belongs to me if I come across him, and no alien in the universe will save him.
posted on 12/11/2013 8:37:47 AM PST
((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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