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To: Salamander

Never watched....gotta check it out now.

Love the hair...very “Johnny the Human Torch.”


49 posted on 12/11/2013 8:35:57 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: CatherineofAragon; Salamander
You really only have to watch one or two episodes, they tend to be much the same. You will hear the following line:

"As Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe..."

repeated over and over.

You come away with the impression that there is a university somewhere that is giving out degrees in "Ancient Astronaut Theory." (Although that wouldn't be inherently more absurd than some of he degrees that are being given out these days.)

But to see Giorgio try to give his spiel with a straight face is hilarious. I think the absurd hairdo is a way of making the absurd conclusions seem reasonable by comparison.

Oooh! Oooh! That little man form the fridge! He just ran toward the laundry room! This is my chance to catch him!
51 posted on 12/11/2013 12:08:16 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

It is simultaneously hysterical and infuriating.

*Everything* that ever was is “Ancient aliens”.

For example, God’s manna for the Israelites was really...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manna_Machine

Mayans?

Aliens.

Viking gods?

Aliens.

Einstein?

Alien.

Ark of the covenant?

Aliens done it.

Hitler?

Aliens helped him.

I’m never sure if they’re really serious or not.

:)


56 posted on 12/11/2013 2:45:42 PM PST by Salamander (I know things that you don't. I've done things that you won't.)
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