Skip to comments.Week 15 NFL Live Thread
Posted on 12/12/2013 6:37:19 AM PST by Bender2
Thu Dec 12 8:25 pm San Diego Chargers Denver Broncos
Sun Dec 15 1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals Tennessee Titans
1:00 pm Buffalo Bills Jacksonville Jaguars
1:00 pm Chicago Bears Cleveland Browns
1:00 pm Houston Texans Indianapolis Colts
1:00 pm New England Patriots Miami Dolphins
1:00 pm New Orleans Saints St. Louis Rams
1:00 pm Philadelphia Eagles Minnesota Vikings
1:00 pm San Francisco 49ers Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1:00 pm Seattle Seahawks New York Giants
1:00 pm Washington Redskins Atlanta Falcons
4:05 pm Kansas City Chiefs Oakland Raiders
4:05 pm New York Jets Carolina Panthers
4:25 pm Green Bay Packers Dallas Cowboys
8:30 pm Cincinnati Bengals Pittsburgh Steelers
Mon Dec 16 8:40 pm Baltimore Ravens Detroit Lions
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The only bright spot was I was seeing... triple--
Here are my picks for those who cannot read and me... who is so hungover I cannot type:
Hey, I need the money... to pay off my bookies!
FYI..at the start of this season, one LV sports book sold 14 bets at 1000-1 on Auburn to win the national championship.
Thu Dec 12 8:25 pm San Diego Chargers Denver Broncos. Can the Chargers come up with a huge surprise tonight? Nah. they may score a lot of points but Peyton and the Broncos will score more.
Sun Dec 15
1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals Tennessee Titans. Cardinals continue to hang around a playoff spot.
1:00 pm Buffalo Bills Jacksonville Jaguars. Jags continue their recent strong play.
1:00 pm Chicago Bears Cleveland Browns. The suddenly explosive Bears roll over the Brownies (neither Jim Brown nor Dick Butkus is playing...)
1:00 pm Houston Texans Indianapolis Colts. Surely theColts will beat the Texans. Surely!
1:00 pm New England Patriots Miami Dolphins. Pats continue their down-to-the-wire winning ways.
1:00 pm New Orleans Saints St. Louis Rams. Saints all over the Lambs...
1:00 pm Philadelphia Eagles Minnesota Vikings. Eagles continue to close in on winning the NFC Least.
1:00 pm San Francisco 49ers Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Niners.
1:00 pm Seattle Seahawks New York Giants. Seahawks in a cake-walk over the Jints.
1:00 pm Washington Redskins Atlanta Falcons. Wow. Who can pick a winner in this rodeo? Someone has to win so I'll go with the home team. Falcons.
4:05 pm Kansas City Chiefs Oakland Raiders. Chiefs.
4:05 pm New York Jets Carolina Panthers. Panthers get back on the WIN track.
4:25 pm Green Bay Packers Dallas Cowboys. No Aaron Rogers no Packers win in Big D.
8:30 pm Cincinnati Bengals Pittsburgh Steelers. Bengals pound the Men of Steel.
Mon Dec 16
8:40 pm Baltimore Ravens Detroit Lions. Which Lions team will show up? Which Ravens team will show up? Must win for both teams if they want to make the post-season. I like Flacco over Stafford. (If only the Ravens had Calvin Johnson!). Ravens.
Keep your eyes on my Chiefs. They may not have the confidence to beat Denver, yet, but it’s coming. Look for a Superbowl appearance in five years. Reid is the answer to this club’s prayers.
Hey Bengals, just one before I die please. That is all...
Last week's final second multiple-lateral 85 yard run by Steelers made me bark like a dog. Lucky the ref was watching his feet and called the out of bounds on the 8 yard line.
The Bolts will shock the Donks and the world tonight with a win.
Now commence with the flame throwers...
The Pats *own* December and have for years.Does anyone on the Dolphins,player or coach,have even *one* ring?
Browns fan here — why would you pick them to win against the Bears????
Double O, Legend totally. only player whose name fitted his number. Speaking of unique players.
With Gronkowski out and that defense, #24th in the league, you must just be boasting. Honestly.
We’ll see. Losing Gronk was, if not devastating, certainly a serious concern. Still, many talented players remain.
Having said that I hope my guys do unto Oakland what they did unto Washington in the first half last week. And in the second half, do it even more.
Mules over the Bolts tonight. Rest of my picks later.
ken, giants eliminated. look at DAL DIV record and DAL vs PHIL in week 17.
a week ago
NYJ odds to win SB were 1/750
so odds to get there approx.
odds of both 1/(250x80) = 1/20,000
It doesn’t matter, Philadelphia will destroy Dallas in the final game.
If Foles keeps playing like he has, Philly could be a very dangerous team.
FYI..many, many years ago, a now deceased family friend..a baseball fanatic, and a regular visitor to LV...when the Mets were formed..every year he bet $100 on them to win the WS..as a lark.....and yes..he had a ticket on them in 1969..they were 500-1..after they won the NL..he sold the ticket for $15,000, because he couldn't imagine the Mets beating the O's..He'd bitch about it every day until he died some 25 years later..
|AFC WILDCARD||MIAMI||JETS||BALT||PITT||TENN||SAN DIEGO|
detailed information on the tiebreakers is in the week 14 thread. More tiebreaker VOMIT to follow. Of course! correction below on TENN.
|AFC WILDCARD||MIAMI||JETS||BALT||PITT||TENN||SAN DIEGO|
playoff odds, monte carlo style.
BTW back in my recent three day drunk, I thought... I was seeing... triple--
However, today, I find I... was actually dating a set of triplets:
Ra... Che... and El... The Nichols Trips!
Not bad... for a drunken robot, eh?
Sweet jersey; sweeter chicks!
Hey Bender did you meet your bookie at OC Ralphs parking lot this week
I think he looking for you LOL!
I think safe to say going be Chiefs over the Raiders
49ers over Bucs
Chargers going lose
Possibily rumor has it Chargers might be next LA team if the could stupid farmer field off the ground LOL!
AND they all perfectly! Execpt... for El's dang celebrity pet collie!!
You’re all beast, Bender. All animal!!!
Golly, Bender! I’m glad to see you still have it! lol
Well, thanks to all of y'all watching me... on Netflix at 50 bucks a pop--
I am all paid up with all my bookies... and have bets down for this weekend.
Yeah I saw some strange dudes outside of Ralph parking lot I think they got you the OC Police dept got whole of them
Indeed. I have no affection for the Cowboys at all and I would still break into Bender’s house to steal that jersey.
And I’d have to take one of the Rachel Nichols’ too, but tough choice. Maybe Ra, I’m into that fake looking red color. But look at El, and Che. She wasn’t named after Che Guevara was she?
Cutler is starting, my head tell me “Culter, Wally pipped by a 34 year old career backup? That’s crazy. Especially with Cutler in contract year.” And yet I was hoping he wouldn’t be ready yet. ;p
Russell Wilson is now a....Texas Ranger!! ;)
DEN (SD makes it game though) Fun fact, Manning has not lost a division game in Denver yet. That’s called taking care of business.
CHI (need Cutler not Suckler)
Hey, the Jags aren’t eliminated yet are they? They will be if BALT or MIA wins.
Could not find an Obert Logan's card when he played in Dallas and had jersey number 0, but here is his... Saints card--
And in the Spirit of Allegra, she raises you with Double 00 Ken Burrough... of her beloved but long gone Old Earlers--
The day we were born, it was a real mad house. So, when the nurse asked what my name was to be... my Mother's Italian boyfriend at the time was hard of hearing and he answered, "Che?" Which is Italian for "What?"
Ain't she just... the cat's pajamas?
Maybe they’re looking for a new left fielder since David Murphy is an Indian now.
‘Bolts short out in Denver
Jags win streak ends vs. Bills
Browns have no chance against the Bears
Colts win easy over HOU
Patriots win in Miami
Falcons beat fellow duds the ‘Skins
Eagles roll over MINN
Seahawks thump Giants
Panthers bounce back over Jets
Chiefs get 11th win over Raiders
Cowboys with improved D over Green Bay
Cards fly over TN
Saints march over Rams
Bungles over Pitt to wrap up the North
Lions beat Balt on MNF
Well I hope so, they beat the other 3 AFC North teams. I expect it to be close and ugly.
I’d like to see Russell Wilson dressed up in Village People costumes.
I’m an NFL realist. If I’m picking against the team I’ve followed for 25 years twice in a row, then you know it’s bad.
So do I, now. Why does that sound hilarious?
Bet she takes one for the team
I was seeing double.
What was I going to say?
Manning Horses over the Cheap Dodge Cars
Red Jays over the Nashville Midgets
Nice Cars beat the Checks any day.
The Beers wipe the Stains
The Texicans turn the Baby Horses into dog food
The Cheatriots make a tuna sandwich out of the Flippers
The Drowned City devils eat the Lambchops with mint
The Doggles have their way with the Bi-queens
The Gay City Boys bend the Buck-an-ears over the plank
Chickenhawks over the Cryants
Canaries scalp the Bloods
Sunshine Band steals the Waaahders car
Swampcats spray all over the Engines
The Cowbots stuff the Bumpackers
Dunghills over the Thieves
Bankrupt City bakes the Crows in a pie.
Thanks for the most entertaining and non-hypertensive thread on FR.
Uh, I may have walked off with the decoder again...oops.
I don’t know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dress him up and have him dance to this: