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Yes, Mr. [James] Bond, we expect you to die -- from booze [life expectancy of 56 years] [link only]
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Posted on 12/13/2013 8:04:14 AM PST by grundle

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/12/james-bond-drinking-bmj/4002179/


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1 posted on 12/13/2013 8:04:14 AM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

Don’t forget the English ovals he had a penchant for.


2 posted on 12/13/2013 8:07:21 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: grundle
The authors found that Bond, as depicted in 14 classic Ian Fleming novels, drinks more than four times the limit recommended for British men.

Oh please, Save us nanny state!

3 posted on 12/13/2013 8:11:17 AM PST by Last Dakotan
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To: grundle

It is ironic that all of the actors who played him in the movies are still alive


4 posted on 12/13/2013 8:11:24 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: grundle

The British Journal recommends 7 shaken-not-stirred Vodka Martinis a week for men. Thats plenty, IMO.


5 posted on 12/13/2013 8:13:53 AM PST by skeeter
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To: Last Dakotan
The authors found that Bond, as depicted in 14 classic Ian Fleming novels, drinks more than four times the limit recommended for British men.

...and he gets laid by beautiful women 10x more than British men.

6 posted on 12/13/2013 8:15:47 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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And he gets shot at 100x more than is considered healthy for British men.


7 posted on 12/13/2013 8:21:32 AM PST by TalonDJ
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To: TADSLOS
“...and he gets laid by beautiful women 10x more than British men.”

Yeah, that probably has something to do with lack of dental hygiene, what is it with europeans and bad teeth?...............never understood that. maybe it's the result of their great national health care.

8 posted on 12/13/2013 8:22:07 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: Last Dakotan
The authors found that Bond, as depicted in 14 classic Ian Fleming novels, drinks more than four times the limit recommended for British men.

Churchill probably drank 40 times the limit, and he lived to 90.

9 posted on 12/13/2013 8:26:34 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: grundle

Funny how those fictional characters have more capacity than us mortals....

Good thing the article was considered “tongue in cheek”

Written at a time when capacity was manly....by an author who also penned “Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang”

KYPD


10 posted on 12/13/2013 8:27:19 AM PST by petro45acp (It's a fabian thing.....how do you boil a frog? How's that water feelin right about now?)
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National health care, and no flouride in the water...


11 posted on 12/13/2013 8:27:54 AM PST by petro45acp (It's a fabian thing.....how do you boil a frog? How's that water feelin right about now?)
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To: jmcenanly

But Daniel Craig is showing his age more than the others.
Connery and Moore are both in their 80’s and look good for their ages. Craig is starting to get the look in his skin and eyes, of someone who does drink and smoke a lot.


12 posted on 12/13/2013 8:31:04 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Last Dakotan
I grew up in an Old NE Industrial city and we drank a lot by our standards, beer was cheap and plentiful.

Years later I was sent to England to work on a project, THEY drink. Try a crate of Newsy Browns, 20 ounce pints, at double the alcohol content on a Friday night, 240 oz of high test. We were pikers.

13 posted on 12/13/2013 8:41:48 AM PST by Little Bill (A)
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To: TalonDJ

...but he’s gotta über cool Walther PPK that kills everything it’s pointed at.


14 posted on 12/13/2013 8:43:03 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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"Don’t forget the English ovals he had a penchant for."

As many as 70 a day if I remember correctly.

15 posted on 12/13/2013 8:43:25 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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jmcenanly :"It is ironic that all of the actors who played him in the movies are still alive "

Perhaps they are 'walking embalmed' with all the alcohol consumed

16 posted on 12/13/2013 9:22:56 AM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: grundle

OMG! It’s a fantasy character!


17 posted on 12/13/2013 9:25:25 AM PST by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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To: TADSLOS

he lived a hell of a lot in that 56 years!!! I could handle that...


18 posted on 12/13/2013 9:27:20 AM PST by wyowolf
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To: grundle

At least in the books, Bond never expected to live very long anyway. The drinking and smoking were just small pleasures on the road to finally being shot.


19 posted on 12/13/2013 10:02:53 AM PST by Vince Ferrer
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James Bond had always seemed like a nasty old man to me. Watching a man who seems to be about 75 romancing 18 year old girls and beating up various bad guys is not my idea of a pleasant experience. I have to say that if nasty old secret agents are your thing you need to watch Where the Spies Are, a 1960s movie starring David Niven. Mr. Niven looks to be about 97 and his lovin' and fightin' abilities take a back seat to no man's.
20 posted on 12/13/2013 10:13:41 AM PST by Route797
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